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Mullin
Joined: 16 Aug 2004
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Thu Dec 15, 2005 1:05 pm Post subject: Seven Dwarfs meet the Pope |
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The Seven Dwarfs go to the Vatican and, because they have requested an audience, and as they are THE Seven Dwarfs, they are ushered in to see the Holy Father.
Dopey leads the pack. "Dopey, my son," says the Pope, "what can I do for you?"
Dopey asks, "Excuse me, Your Excellency, but are there any dwarf nuns in Rome?"
The Pope wrinkles his brow at the odd question, thinks for a moment and answers, "No, Dopey, there are no dwarf nuns in Rome."
In the background a few of the dwarfs start giggling.
Dopey turns around and gives them a glare, silencing them.
Dopey turns back, "Your Worship, are there any dwarf nuns in all of Europe?"
The Pope, puzzled now, again thinks for a moment and then answers,
"Dopey, there are no dwarf nuns in Europe."
This time, all of the other dwarfs burst into laughter. Once again,
Dopey turns around and silences them with an angry glare.
Dopey turns back and says, "Your extreme holiness! Are there ANY dwarf
nuns anywhere in the world?"
After consulting with his advisers, the Pope responds, "I'm sorry my
son, there are no dwarf nuns anywhere in the world."
The other dwarfs collapse in a heap, rolling, laughing and pounding the floor, tears streaming down their cheeks as they begin chanting,
"Dopey shagged a penguin! Dopey shagged a penguin!" |
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reddevilleanne
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Thu Jan 05, 2006 6:00 pm Post subject: |
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| :smt005 |
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Mullin
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Fri Jan 06, 2006 12:41 pm Post subject: |
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| Glad you liked it! :-) |
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reddevilleanne
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Fri Jan 06, 2006 3:52 pm Post subject: |
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| :D |
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ash_the_minx
Joined: 04 Jul 2004
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Location: cumbria!!
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Thu Jan 12, 2006 7:00 pm Post subject: |
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| no thats the best joke in a while |
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Mullin
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Fri Jan 13, 2006 1:04 pm Post subject: |
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| Thanks! |
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belovedgethsemane
Joined: 06 Apr 2006
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Location: UK
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Fri Apr 07, 2006 12:13 pm Post subject: |
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| *giggles* Poor dopey |
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Ishikawa
Joined: 03 Jun 2006
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Location: Australia
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Sat Jun 10, 2006 2:55 am Post subject: |
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| haha go dopey |
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