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ash_the_minx
Joined: 04 Jul 2004
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Location: cumbria!!
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Tue Dec 13, 2005 2:40 am Post subject: The Kiss |
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A cabbie picks up a nun. She gets into the cab, and the
cab driver won't stop staring at her. She asks him why he is staring.
He replies: "I have a question to ask you, but I don't
want to offend you".
She answers, " My son, you cannot offend me. When you're
as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance
to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing
you could say or ask that I would find offensive."
"Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me."
She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that:
#1, you have to be single and
#2, you must be Catholic."
The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I'm single
and Catholic!"
"OK" the nun says. "Pull into the next alley."
The nun fulfills his fantasy with a kiss that would make a
hooker blush. But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts
crying.
"My dear child," said the nun, why are you crying?"
"Forgive me but I've sinned. I lied. I must confess, I'm
married and I'm Jewish."
The nun says, "That's OK, my name is Kevin and I'm going
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~~debbydo~~
Joined: 18 Jul 2005
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Tue Dec 13, 2005 5:06 am Post subject: |
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| LOL thats good ash. |
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Mullin
Joined: 16 Aug 2004
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Location: Ivybridge
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Tue Dec 13, 2005 2:34 pm Post subject: |
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| ha ha good one!! |
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ash_the_minx
Joined: 04 Jul 2004
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Tue Dec 13, 2005 9:54 pm Post subject: |
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| i know i wouldnt have posted it if it wasnt lol |
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~~debbydo~~
Joined: 18 Jul 2005
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Wed Dec 14, 2005 4:42 am Post subject: |
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| big head lol :smt005 |
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Mullin
Joined: 16 Aug 2004
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Location: Ivybridge
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Fri Jan 06, 2006 12:45 pm Post subject: |
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| Cheeky!!...lol |
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ash_the_minx
Joined: 04 Jul 2004
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Thu Jan 12, 2006 7:01 pm Post subject: |
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| thats me |
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Mullin
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Fri Jan 13, 2006 1:03 pm Post subject: |
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| Love it! |
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