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~~debbydo~~
Joined: 18 Jul 2005
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Location: Hertfordshire
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Mon Dec 05, 2005 9:27 pm Post subject: evil way of women |
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A married couple are driving along a highway doing a steady forty miles per hour.
The wife is behind the wheel.
Her husband suddenly looks across at her and speaks in a clear voice "I know we've been married for twenty years, but I want a divorce."
The wife says nothing, keeps looking at the road ahead but slowly increases her speed to 45mph.
The husband speaks again. "I don't want you to try and talk me out of it," he says, "because I've been having an affair with your best friend, and she's a far better lover than you are."
Again the wife stays quiet, but grips the steering wheel more tightly and slowly increases the speed to 55.
He pushes his luck. "I want the house," he says insistently.
Up to 60.
"I want the car, too," he continues.
65 mph.
"And," he says, "I'll have the bank accounts, all the credit cards and the boat!"
The car slowly starts veering towards a massive concrete bridge. This makes him nervous, so he asks her: "Isn't there anything you want?"
The wife at last replies-in a quiet and controlled voice.
"No, I've got everything I need," she says.
"Oh, really," he inquires, "so what have you got?"
Just before they slam into the wall at 65 mph, the wife turns to him and smiles. "The airbag."
Moral of the Story:
Women are clever B*****s. Don't mess with them |
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reddevilleanne
Joined: 20 Oct 2004
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Location: Nottingham
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Mon Dec 05, 2005 9:49 pm Post subject: |
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| :lol: |
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~~debbydo~~
Joined: 18 Jul 2005
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Location: Hertfordshire
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Mon Dec 05, 2005 9:51 pm Post subject: |
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| I found it another site and thought it was good. |
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ash_the_minx
Joined: 04 Jul 2004
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Location: cumbria!!
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Mon Dec 05, 2005 10:29 pm Post subject: |
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we are so clever!!
mwahahaha |
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~~debbydo~~
Joined: 18 Jul 2005
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Tue Dec 06, 2005 5:12 am Post subject: |
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| Oh yes we are .. |
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Mullin
Joined: 16 Aug 2004
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Location: Ivybridge
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Tue Dec 06, 2005 9:36 am Post subject: |
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ash_the_minx wrote:
we are so clever!!
mwahahaha
Damn right! |
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ash_the_minx
Joined: 04 Jul 2004
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Location: cumbria!!
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Tue Dec 06, 2005 11:35 pm Post subject: |
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| indeed |
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Mullin
Joined: 16 Aug 2004
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Location: Ivybridge
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Wed Dec 07, 2005 9:26 am Post subject: |
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| Yup yup!! |
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ash_the_minx
Joined: 04 Jul 2004
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Location: cumbria!!
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Fri Dec 09, 2005 12:14 am Post subject: |
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| lol |
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Mullin
Joined: 16 Aug 2004
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Location: Ivybridge
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Fri Dec 09, 2005 9:17 am Post subject: |
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| *giggles* |
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ash_the_minx
Joined: 04 Jul 2004
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Sat Dec 10, 2005 5:07 pm Post subject: |
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| hahaha |
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Mullin
Joined: 16 Aug 2004
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Location: Ivybridge
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Tue Dec 13, 2005 3:14 pm Post subject: |
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| lol |
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