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~~debbydo~~
Joined: 18 Jul 2005
Posts: 19980
Location: Hertfordshire
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Sun Nov 27, 2005 8:48 pm Post subject: condom joke |
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Imagine if all the major retailers started making their own condoms but kept
their own tag-lines.....
Sainsbury condoms - making life taste better
Tesco Condoms - every little helps
Nike Condoms - Just do it
Peugeot Condoms - The ride of your life
Galaxy Condoms - Why have rubber when you can have silk
KFC Condoms - Finger Licking good
Minstrels Condoms - melt in your mouth, not in your hand
Safeway Condoms - Lightening the load
Abbey National Condoms - because life is complicated enough
Coco Cola Condoms - The real thing
Ever Ready Condoms - keep going and going
Macintosh Condoms - It does more, it costs less, it's that simple
Pringles Condoms - once you pop, you can't stop
Burger King Condoms - Home of the Whopper
Goodyear Condoms - "for a longer ride, go wide"
FCUK Condoms - no comment required
Muller light condoms - so much pleasure, but where's the pain?
Flash Condoms - Just sit back, relax and let flash do all the hardwork
Halford Condoms - we go the extra mile
Royal Mail Condoms - I saw this and thought of you
Andrex Condoms - Soft, strong and very very long
Renault Condoms - size really does matter!
Ronseal condoms - does exactly what it says on the tin
>Ronseal quick-drying condoms - its dry and waterproof in about 30 minutes
Domestos Condoms - gets right under the rim!!
Heineken Condoms - reaches parts that other condoms just cannot reach
Carlsburg Condoms - probably the best condom in the world
Mars Condoms - a condom a day helps you work rest and play
AA Condoms - for the 4th emergency service
Pepperami Condoms - its a bit of an animal
Polo Condoms - the condom with the hole!! (VERY poor seller !!) |
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reddevilleanne
Joined: 20 Oct 2004
Posts: 13228
Location: Nottingham
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Sun Nov 27, 2005 9:00 pm Post subject: |
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| Haha, awesome joke! :smt005 |
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~~debbydo~~
Joined: 18 Jul 2005
Posts: 19980
Location: Hertfordshire
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Mon Nov 28, 2005 7:01 am Post subject: |
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| we could add some more lol |
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reddevilleanne
Joined: 20 Oct 2004
Posts: 13228
Location: Nottingham
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Mon Nov 28, 2005 1:21 pm Post subject: |
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| lol If you feel the need to m'dear. :D |
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*Talented_Witch*
Joined: 28 Nov 2005
Posts: 987
Location: Spice World
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Mon Nov 28, 2005 7:37 pm Post subject: |
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| haha LMAO :lol: |
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~~debbydo~~
Joined: 18 Jul 2005
Posts: 19980
Location: Hertfordshire
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Mon Nov 28, 2005 7:45 pm Post subject: |
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| pmsl |
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lovablemum
Joined: 02 Aug 2005
Posts: 4068
Location: Northants
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Thu Dec 01, 2005 4:12 pm Post subject: |
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| LOL, they are great |
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Mullin
Joined: 16 Aug 2004
Posts: 20062
Location: Ivybridge
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Fri Dec 09, 2005 8:57 pm Post subject: |
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| :lol: |
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ash_the_minx
Joined: 04 Jul 2004
Posts: 12159
Location: cumbria!!
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Sat Dec 10, 2005 5:03 pm Post subject: |
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| ha ha ha |
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Mullin
Joined: 16 Aug 2004
Posts: 20062
Location: Ivybridge
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Tue Dec 13, 2005 3:16 pm Post subject: |
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| giggles!! |
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ash_the_minx
Joined: 04 Jul 2004
Posts: 12159
Location: cumbria!!
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Tue Dec 13, 2005 9:53 pm Post subject: |
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| he hehehehehehe |
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~~debbydo~~
Joined: 18 Jul 2005
Posts: 19980
Location: Hertfordshire
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Wed Dec 14, 2005 4:45 am Post subject: |
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| :smt005 |
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Mullin
Joined: 16 Aug 2004
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Location: Ivybridge
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Wed Dec 14, 2005 12:30 pm Post subject: |
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| Arf |
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