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lovablemum
Joined: 02 Aug 2005
Posts: 4068
Location: Northants
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Wed Nov 02, 2005 8:35 am Post subject: BAR JOKE |
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| A businessman enters a tavern, sits down at the bar, and orders a double martini on the rocks. After he finishes the drink, he peeks inside his shirt pocket, then orders the bartender to prepare another double martini. After he finishes that it, he again peeks inside his shirt pocket and orders the bartender to bring another double martini. The bartender says, "Look, buddy, I'll bring ya' martinis all night long - but you gotta tell me why you look inside your shirt pocket before you order a refill." The customer replies, "I'm peeking at a photo of my wife. When she starts to look good, I know it's time to go home." |
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ukevents.net
Joined: 15 Dec 2003
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Wed Nov 02, 2005 3:08 pm Post subject: |
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| :smt043 |
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bacchus
Joined: 15 Sep 2005
Posts: 169
Location: k.e.n.y.a
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Thu Nov 24, 2005 7:33 am Post subject: |
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| [smilie=to funny.gif] [smilie=to funny.gif] nice i think i can relate [smilie=to funny.gif] [smilie=to funny.gif] |
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*Talented_Witch*
Joined: 28 Nov 2005
Posts: 987
Location: Spice World
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Mon Nov 28, 2005 7:40 pm Post subject: |
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| haha :smt044 |
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~~debbydo~~
Joined: 18 Jul 2005
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Location: Hertfordshire
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Mon Nov 28, 2005 7:44 pm Post subject: |
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| it is great fiona got any more |
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Mullin
Joined: 16 Aug 2004
Posts: 20062
Location: Ivybridge
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Fri Dec 09, 2005 8:58 pm Post subject: |
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| :smt036 |
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ash_the_minx
Joined: 04 Jul 2004
Posts: 12159
Location: cumbria!!
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Sat Dec 10, 2005 5:03 pm Post subject: |
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| hahah thats hilarious |
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Mullin
Joined: 16 Aug 2004
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Location: Ivybridge
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Tue Dec 13, 2005 3:17 pm Post subject: |
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| Good one aint it!! |
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ash_the_minx
Joined: 04 Jul 2004
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Location: cumbria!!
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Tue Dec 13, 2005 9:53 pm Post subject: |
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| but yes |
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~~debbydo~~
Joined: 18 Jul 2005
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Location: Hertfordshire
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Wed Dec 14, 2005 5:25 am Post subject: |
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| :smt019 |
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Mullin
Joined: 16 Aug 2004
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Location: Ivybridge
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Wed Dec 14, 2005 12:30 pm Post subject: |
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| Oi...lol |
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