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lulumichelle



Joined: 14 Apr 2004
Posts: 10
Location: Cardiff

Tell a Friend Posted: Fri Apr 16, 2004 10:58 am    Post subject: ukevent can be so dominating :) heres a joke 4 u  

Chinese man phones boss "Boss me no work, me sick" boss says "when me sick me ***** me wife, try that" 2 hours later chinese man phones boss and says "Boss me better, u have nice house"

lolol
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CraftiEst



Joined: 28 Feb 2004
Posts: 205
Location: Northern Ireland

Tell a Friend Posted: Mon May 31, 2004 9:05 am    Post subject: Lulu's joke  

:smt046 I really love that joke Lulu. I love short and funny ones.........ooops :!: U know what I mean :)
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lulumichelle



Joined: 14 Apr 2004
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Location: Cardiff

Tell a Friend Posted: Mon May 31, 2004 10:16 am    Post subject:  

hahaha glad u liked, bit worrying that u like short and funny ones though hehehehe ;)

what part of northern ireland r u from, my ex is from carrick fergus
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CraftiEst



Joined: 28 Feb 2004
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Location: Northern Ireland

Tell a Friend Posted: Mon May 31, 2004 10:54 am    Post subject: Short funny ones!  

I am from Newtownards. Carrickfergus is a short drive away. I have a few friends from there and my brother lived in Carrick for a few years.

Did you hear about the Irish man who bought a new pair of cufflinks?
He went and got his wrists pierced!

Don't be a stranger:)
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lulumichelle



Joined: 14 Apr 2004
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Tell a Friend Posted: Mon May 31, 2004 11:06 am    Post subject:  

hahaha i like that one, ill have to tell my ex that, do u know the mcglades or the welshes biggish family in carrick???

did u hear about the man that went into Asdas? he slapped his d**k on the till and said to the checkout girl "roll that f*cker back" hehehe sorry i only know smutty jokes hehehehe


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