Blonde

twinkletoes · Tell a Friend Posted: Thu Apr 15, 2004 11:16 am Post subject: Blonde

A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blond female
neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox. She opened
it then slammed it shut &stormed back in the house. A little later she came
out of her house again went to the mail box and again, opened it, slammed it
shut again. Angrily, back into the house she went.
As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, she came out again, marched
to the mail box,
opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever.
Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, "Is something wrong?"
To which she replied, "There certainly is!"

My stupid computer keeps saying, "YOU'VE GOT MAIL."

.............

A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway.
Glancing at the car, he was astounded to see that the blonde behind the
wheel was knitting! Realizing that she was oblivious to his flashing lights
and siren, the trooper cranked down his window, turned on his bullhorn and
yelled, "PULL OVER!"
"NO!" the blonde yelled back, "IT'S A SCARF!"
..............

A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license.
She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys would get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you?!"

...............

A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station. She tells the mechanic it
died.
After he works on it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly.
She asks, "What's the story?"
He replies, "Just crap in the carburetor."
She asks, "How often do I have to do that?"

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Macs34 · Joined: 25 Mar 2004 Posts: 3467 Location: Kenya

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twinkletoes wrote: A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blond female
neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox. She opened
it then slammed it shut &stormed back in the house. A little later she came
out of her house again went to the mail box and again, opened it, slammed it
shut again. Angrily, back into the house she went.
As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, she came out again, marched
to the mail box,
opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever.
Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, "Is something wrong?"
To which she replied, "There certainly is!"

My stupid computer keeps saying, "YOU'VE GOT MAIL."