FREE Delivery on all electricals: Click here Welcome Guest. Please login or register for full access to the forum. Post a FREE comment about Some Definitions Some Definitions Click here to display links and pictures          ukevents.net Forum Index -> Jokezone View previous topic  View next topic  Author Message twinkletoes Joined: 04 Apr 2004 Posts: 201 Location: From South Africa, now in UK Tell a Friend Posted: Thu Apr 15, 2004 11:14 am    Post subject: Some Definitions   WOMEN'S ADS 40-ish.............. 49 Adventurer.......... Slept with all your friends Athletic.............No chest Average looking......Has a face like a basset hound Beautiful........... Pathological liar Contagious Smile.... Does a lot of Ecstasy Educated............ Banged her Poly-sci professor Emotionally Secure.. Medicated Feminist............ Fat ball-buster Free spirit......... Junkie Fun..................Annoying Gentle...............Comatose Good Listener........Borderline Autistic New-Age..............It's a mess down there Open-minded..........Desperate Outgoing.............Loud and Embarrassing Passionate...........Sloppy drunk Poet.................Depressive Schizophrenic Professional...Certified Bitch Redhead..............Bad dye-job Reubenesque..........Grossly Fat Wants Soulmate...... Stalker MEN'S ADS 40-ish.............. 52 and looking for 25-yr-old Athletic............ Watches a lot of rugby Good looking........ Arrogant Very good looking... Dumb as a board Honest.............. Pathological Liar Likes to cuddle..... Insecure mama's boy Mature.............. Older than your father Physically fit...... Does a lot of 12-ounce curls Thoughtful.......... Says "Excuse me" when he farts Back to top   ~~debbydo~~ Joined: 18 Jul 2005 Posts: 19959 Location: Hertfordshire Tell a Friend Posted: Sun Sep 11, 2005 7:43 pm    Post subject:   well i',m ... looking......Has a face like a basset hound Fun..................Annoying Outgoing.............Loud and Embarrassing oooo this really does sound like me :smt053 :wink: :lol: Back to top   reddevilleanne Joined: 20 Oct 2004 Posts: 13228 Location: Nottingham Tell a Friend Posted: Tue Sep 13, 2005 3:11 pm    Post subject:   :lol: Back to top   Macs34 Joined: 25 Mar 2004 Posts: 3467 Location: Kenya Tell a Friend Posted: Fri Sep 16, 2005 2:27 pm    Post subject: Re: Some Definitions   [smilie=to funny.gif] twinkletoes wrote: WOMEN'S ADS 40-ish.............. 49 Adventurer.......... Slept with all your friends Athletic.............No chest Average looking......Has a face like a basset hound Beautiful........... Pathological liar Contagious Smile.... Does a lot of Ecstasy Educated............ Banged her Poly-sci professor Emotionally Secure.. Medicated Feminist............ Fat ball-buster Free spirit......... Junkie Fun..................Annoying Gentle...............Comatose Good Listener........Borderline Autistic New-Age..............It's a mess down there Open-minded..........Desperate Outgoing.............Loud and Embarrassing Passionate...........Sloppy drunk Poet.................Depressive Schizophrenic Professional...Certified Bitch Redhead..............Bad dye-job Reubenesque..........Grossly Fat Wants Soulmate...... Stalker MEN'S ADS 40-ish.............. 52 and looking for 25-yr-old Athletic............ Watches a lot of rugby Good looking........ Arrogant Very good looking... Dumb as a board Honest.............. Pathological Liar Likes to cuddle..... Insecure mama's boy Mature.............. Older than your father Physically fit...... Does a lot of 12-ounce curls Thoughtful.......... Says "Excuse me" when he farts Back to top   ~~debbydo~~ Joined: 18 Jul 2005 Posts: 19959 Location: Hertfordshire Tell a Friend Posted: Sat Sep 17, 2005 4:41 am    Post subject:   so macs who are you then .. come on tell us in the ads .. :smt005 Back to top   Macs34 Joined: 25 Mar 2004 Posts: 3467 Location: Kenya Tell a Friend Posted: Sat Sep 17, 2005 5:29 am    Post subject:   glad yo asked.... be careful wat yo wish for.. Thoughtful.......... Says "Excuse me" when he farts :smt005 Back to top   ~~debbydo~~ Joined: 18 Jul 2005 Posts: 19959 Location: Hertfordshire Tell a Friend Posted: Sat Sep 17, 2005 5:34 am    Post subject:   Oh macs i just blame the dog .. :smt005 :smt012 ermmm i dont have a dog :smt053 Back to top   Macs34 Joined: 25 Mar 2004 Posts: 3467 Location: Kenya Tell a Friend Posted: Sat Sep 17, 2005 5:39 am    Post subject:   ~~debbydo~~ wrote: Oh macs i just blame the dog .. :smt005 :smt012 ermmm i dont have a dog :smt053 me too i dont hav one :-D Back to top   ~~debbydo~~ Joined: 18 Jul 2005 Posts: 19959 Location: Hertfordshire Tell a Friend Posted: Sat Sep 17, 2005 4:33 pm    Post subject:   urmmm who can i blame now ... Back to top   bacchus Joined: 15 Sep 2005 Posts: 169 Location: k.e.n.y.a Tell a Friend Posted: Mon Sep 19, 2005 12:22 pm    Post subject:   just say it's the proverbial ill wind Back to top   ~~debbydo~~ Joined: 18 Jul 2005 Posts: 19959 Location: Hertfordshire Tell a Friend Posted: Mon Sep 19, 2005 2:31 pm    Post subject:   :bootyshake: :fart: :fart: :fart: :fart: :fart: :bootyshake: Back to top   Macs34 Joined: 25 Mar 2004 Posts: 3467 Location: Kenya Tell a Friend Posted: Tue Sep 20, 2005 10:15 am    Post subject:   ~~debbydo~~ wrote: :bootyshake: :fart: :fart: :fart: :fart: :fart: :bootyshake: shake it baibe!!!! :-D Back to top   ~~debbydo~~ Joined: 18 Jul 2005 Posts: 19959 Location: Hertfordshire Tell a Friend Posted: Tue Sep 20, 2005 4:42 pm    Post subject:   pooooooo theres a funny smell here with all them farting .. :smt005 Back to top   Macs34 Joined: 25 Mar 2004 Posts: 3467 Location: Kenya Tell a Friend Posted: Wed Sep 21, 2005 12:06 pm    Post subject:   yo started it lady! :-D Back to top     Click here to reply to this message        ukevents.net Forum Index -> Jokezone Page 1 of 1 Powered by phpBB Search Engine Indexer Powered by phpBB Group