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~~debbydo~~
Joined: 18 Jul 2005
Posts: 20005
Location: Hertfordshire
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Sun Oct 09, 2005 11:47 am Post subject: Rejected hallmark cards .. |
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Rejected Hallmark Cards
"Looking back over the years that we've been together,
I can't help but wonder:...
-- What was I thinking?"
"Congratulations on your wedding day!...
-- Too bad no one likes your wife."
"I've always wanted to have someone to hold, someone to love...
-- After having met you, I've changed my mind."
"As the days go by, I think of how lucky I am...
-- that you're not here to ruin it for me."
"As you grow older, Mom, I think of all the gifts you've given me...
-- Like the need for therapy."
"Thanks for being a part of my life!!!...
-- I never knew what evil was before this!"
"Before you go,...
I would like you to take this knife out of my back.
-- You'll probably need it again."
"Someday I hope to get married...
-- but not to you."
"You look great for your age...
-- Almost Lifelike!"
"When we were together, you always said you'd die for me...
-- Now that we've broken up, I think it's time you kept your promise."
"We have been friends for a very long time...
-- What do you say we call it quits?"
"I'm so miserable without you...
-- It's almost like you're here."
"Congratulations on your new bundle of joy...
-- Did you ever find out who the father was?"
"You are such a good friend that if we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life jacket...
-- I'd miss you heaps and think of you often." |
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reddevilleanne
Joined: 20 Oct 2004
Posts: 13228
Location: Nottingham
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Tue Oct 11, 2005 1:41 pm Post subject: |
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| :lol: |
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~~debbydo~~
Joined: 18 Jul 2005
Posts: 20005
Location: Hertfordshire
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Tue Oct 11, 2005 3:57 pm Post subject: |
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| i might use some of them in my aol profile.. :-D |
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reddevilleanne
Joined: 20 Oct 2004
Posts: 13228
Location: Nottingham
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Tue Oct 11, 2005 4:00 pm Post subject: |
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| You do that :D |
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~~debbydo~~
Joined: 18 Jul 2005
Posts: 20005
Location: Hertfordshire
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Tue Oct 11, 2005 7:01 pm Post subject: |
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the one i have at the moment is
grow your own dupe!
plant a man :wink: |
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reddevilleanne
Joined: 20 Oct 2004
Posts: 13228
Location: Nottingham
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Tue Oct 11, 2005 7:15 pm Post subject: |
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| Haha :D |
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~~debbydo~~
Joined: 18 Jul 2005
Posts: 20005
Location: Hertfordshire
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Tue Oct 11, 2005 8:56 pm Post subject: |
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| i need to change it .. |
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reddevilleanne
Joined: 20 Oct 2004
Posts: 13228
Location: Nottingham
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Tue Oct 11, 2005 9:26 pm Post subject: |
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| Change it then :) |
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~~debbydo~~
Joined: 18 Jul 2005
Posts: 20005
Location: Hertfordshire
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Wed Oct 12, 2005 3:08 am Post subject: |
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| i dont have time . |
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Macs34
Joined: 25 Mar 2004
Posts: 3467
Location: Kenya
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Wed Oct 12, 2005 11:13 am Post subject: |
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| :smt005 |
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Mullin
Joined: 16 Aug 2004
Posts: 20062
Location: Ivybridge
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Fri Dec 09, 2005 9:05 pm Post subject: |
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| brilliant |
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ash_the_minx
Joined: 04 Jul 2004
Posts: 12159
Location: cumbria!!
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Sat Dec 10, 2005 5:00 pm Post subject: Re: Rejected hallmark cards .. |
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~~debbydo~~ wrote:
Rejected Hallmark Cards
"Looking back over the years that we've been together,
I can't help but wonder:...
-- What was I thinking?"
"Congratulations on your wedding day!...
-- Too bad no one likes your wife."
"I've always wanted to have someone to hold, someone to love...
-- After having met you, I've changed my mind."
"As the days go by, I think of how lucky I am...
-- that you're not here to ruin it for me."
"As you grow older, Mom, I think of all the gifts you've given me...
-- Like the need for therapy."
"Thanks for being a part of my life!!!...
-- I never knew what evil was before this!"
"Before you go,...
I would like you to take this knife out of my back.
-- You'll probably need it again."
"Someday I hope to get married...
-- but not to you."
"You look great for your age...
-- Almost Lifelike!"
"When we were together, you always said you'd die for me...
-- Now that we've broken up, I think it's time you kept your promise."
"We have been friends for a very long time...
-- What do you say we call it quits?"
"I'm so miserable without you...
-- It's almost like you're here."
"Congratulations on your new bundle of joy...
-- Did you ever find out who the father was?"
"You are such a good friend that if we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life jacket...
-- I'd miss you heaps and think of you often."
haha they are good |
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~~debbydo~~
Joined: 18 Jul 2005
Posts: 20005
Location: Hertfordshire
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Sun Dec 11, 2005 4:50 pm Post subject: |
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| :-D |
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ash_the_minx
Joined: 04 Jul 2004
Posts: 12159
Location: cumbria!!
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Mon Dec 12, 2005 1:04 am Post subject: |
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| imust jot some of those down |
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Mullin
Joined: 16 Aug 2004
Posts: 20062
Location: Ivybridge
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Tue Dec 13, 2005 3:04 pm Post subject: |
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| For sure! |
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