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~~debbydo~~



Joined: 18 Jul 2005
Posts: 20005
Location: Hertfordshire

Tell a Friend Posted: Sun Oct 02, 2005 6:41 pm    Post subject: silly lyrics  

A FLEA AND A FLY IN A FLUE
WERE IMPRISONED SO WHAT COULD THEY DO
SAID THE FLY LET US FLEE
LET US FLY SAID THE FLEA
SO THEY FLEW THROUGH A FLAW IN THE FLUE


There once was a man from kanass
Who's nuts were made out of brass
in stormy weather
he'd clack them together
and lightning shot out of his ass



There Once was a Man called Reg
Who Went with a Girl in a Hedge
Along came his wife
With a big Carving Knife
And cut off his meat and two veg

(Contributed by Matt Barton)
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reddevilleanne



Joined: 20 Oct 2004
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Location: Nottingham

Tell a Friend Posted: Sun Oct 02, 2005 7:06 pm    Post subject:  

:lol: Love the last 2! :-D
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bacchus



Joined: 15 Sep 2005
Posts: 169
Location: k.e.n.y.a

Tell a Friend Posted: Mon Oct 03, 2005 5:14 am    Post subject:  

:smt005 i love the second one -the mental picture's killing me :smt005
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~~debbydo~~



Joined: 18 Jul 2005
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Location: Hertfordshire

Tell a Friend Posted: Mon Oct 03, 2005 7:50 am    Post subject:  

yes the first one seems really silly ..
but the other 2 are funny .. :smt005
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*Talented_Witch*



Joined: 28 Nov 2005
Posts: 987
Location: Spice World

Tell a Friend Posted: Mon Nov 28, 2005 7:45 pm    Post subject:  

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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lovablemum



Joined: 02 Aug 2005
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Location: Northants

Tell a Friend Posted: Thu Dec 01, 2005 4:13 pm    Post subject:  

LOL, they are good
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Mullin



Joined: 16 Aug 2004
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Location: Ivybridge

Tell a Friend Posted: Fri Dec 09, 2005 8:57 pm    Post subject:  

:lol:
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ash_the_minx



Joined: 04 Jul 2004
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Location: cumbria!!

Tell a Friend Posted: Sat Dec 10, 2005 5:04 pm    Post subject:  

:D
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Mullin



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Tell a Friend Posted: Tue Dec 13, 2005 3:16 pm    Post subject:  

chuckles!!
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ash_the_minx



Joined: 04 Jul 2004
Posts: 12159
Location: cumbria!!

Tell a Friend Posted: Tue Dec 13, 2005 9:54 pm    Post subject:  

god my neck is killing me for sitting here all night
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~~debbydo~~



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Tell a Friend Posted: Wed Dec 14, 2005 4:44 am    Post subject:  

Pete can give you a massage .. :-D
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Mullin



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Tell a Friend Posted: Fri Jan 06, 2006 12:41 pm    Post subject:  

Oooh fruity!!
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