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~~debbydo~~
Joined: 18 Jul 2005
Posts: 20005
Location: Hertfordshire
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Tue Sep 27, 2005 8:19 pm Post subject: 20 years with my wife.. |
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20 Years With My Wife
A woman awoke during the night to find that her husband was not in bed.
She put on her robe and went downstairs. He was sitting at the kitchen table with a cup of coffee in front of him. He appeared to be deep in thought, just staring at the wall. She saw him wipe a tear from his eye and take a sip of his coffee.
"What's the matter dear? Why are you down here at this time of night?" she asked.
"Do you remember 20 years ago when we were dating and you were only 16?" he asked.
"Yes I do." she replied.
"Do you remember when your father caught us in the back seat of my car?"
"Yes I remember."
"Do you remember your father when he shoved that shotgun in my face and said.'Either you marry my daughter or spend twenty years in jail'?"
"Yes I do", she replied.
He wiped another tear from his cheek and said, " You know I would have gotten out today." |
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bacchus
Joined: 15 Sep 2005
Posts: 169
Location: k.e.n.y.a
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Wed Sep 28, 2005 8:55 am Post subject: |
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| :smt043 :headbang: Lol now that's classy |
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reddevilleanne
Joined: 20 Oct 2004
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Location: Nottingham
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Wed Sep 28, 2005 1:50 pm Post subject: |
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~~debbydo~~
Joined: 18 Jul 2005
Posts: 20005
Location: Hertfordshire
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Wed Sep 28, 2005 1:53 pm Post subject: |
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| wait till i find some get at the men jokes .. |
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bacchus
Joined: 15 Sep 2005
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Location: k.e.n.y.a
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Mon Oct 03, 2005 5:24 am Post subject: |
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| is that a threat or a promise my dear? |
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~~debbydo~~
Joined: 18 Jul 2005
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Location: Hertfordshire
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Mon Oct 03, 2005 7:43 am Post subject: |
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| a promise .. :smt005 |
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ash_the_minx
Joined: 04 Jul 2004
Posts: 12159
Location: cumbria!!
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Sat Dec 10, 2005 5:10 pm Post subject: |
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| pah ahahaha |
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Mullin
Joined: 16 Aug 2004
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Location: Ivybridge
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Tue Dec 13, 2005 3:12 pm Post subject: |
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| ha ha!! |
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