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~~debbydo~~
Joined: 18 Jul 2005
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Location: Hertfordshire
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Tue Sep 27, 2005 8:09 pm Post subject: Obession |
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Obsession
A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young mothers and their small children... "You all have obsessions," he observed.
To the first mother, Mary, he said, "You are obsessed with eating. You've even named your daughter Candy."
He turned to the second Mom, Ann: "Your obsession is with money. Again, it manifests itself in your child's name, Penny." He turns to the third Mom, Joyce: "Your obsession is alcohol. This too manifests itself in your child's name, Brandy."
At this point, the fourth mother, Kathy, gets up, takes her little boy by the hand and whispers. "Come on, d**k, we're leaving." |
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reddevilleanne
Joined: 20 Oct 2004
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Location: Nottingham
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Tue Sep 27, 2005 8:12 pm Post subject: |
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~~debbydo~~
Joined: 18 Jul 2005
Posts: 20005
Location: Hertfordshire
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Tue Sep 27, 2005 8:21 pm Post subject: |
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| i was bored so went joke hunting |
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reddevilleanne
Joined: 20 Oct 2004
Posts: 13228
Location: Nottingham
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Tue Sep 27, 2005 8:27 pm Post subject: |
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| I noticed! :lol: |
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~~debbydo~~
Joined: 18 Jul 2005
Posts: 20005
Location: Hertfordshire
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Wed Sep 28, 2005 4:01 am Post subject: |
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| well there was no one to play with.. |
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bacchus
Joined: 15 Sep 2005
Posts: 169
Location: k.e.n.y.a
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Wed Sep 28, 2005 8:47 am Post subject: |
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| :smt005 :smt005 too good my dear -though i'm starting to wonder, where the f i'm i when you come out to play? |
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~~debbydo~~
Joined: 18 Jul 2005
Posts: 20005
Location: Hertfordshire
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Wed Sep 28, 2005 2:25 pm Post subject: |
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| in the evening in england .. :smt012 |
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Macs34
Joined: 25 Mar 2004
Posts: 3467
Location: Kenya
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Sun Oct 02, 2005 12:55 pm Post subject: |
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| u felt bad wen he asked that missy? |
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~~debbydo~~
Joined: 18 Jul 2005
Posts: 20005
Location: Hertfordshire
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Sun Oct 02, 2005 1:09 pm Post subject: |
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no macs its cause i missed him .. :smt012
and where is he any how :smt013 |
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Macs34
Joined: 25 Mar 2004
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Location: Kenya
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Sun Oct 02, 2005 1:34 pm Post subject: |
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| yaah, he is in some remote place of his grand mas eating alot of cassava and arrowroots! In the name of holiday... :-D he will be back though :smt005 |
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~~debbydo~~
Joined: 18 Jul 2005
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Location: Hertfordshire
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Sun Oct 02, 2005 1:36 pm Post subject: |
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| he could have asked me :smt012 |
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Macs34
Joined: 25 Mar 2004
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Location: Kenya
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Sun Oct 02, 2005 1:59 pm Post subject: |
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| well I didnt en you are stuck with me.... :smt005 |
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~~debbydo~~
Joined: 18 Jul 2005
Posts: 20005
Location: Hertfordshire
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Sun Oct 02, 2005 2:19 pm Post subject: |
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| thats ok macs i can have you all to my self .. :smt005 |
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bacchus
Joined: 15 Sep 2005
Posts: 169
Location: k.e.n.y.a
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Mon Oct 03, 2005 5:21 am Post subject: |
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| oh debbz i'm so sorry and don't believe Macs i ain't holidaying-glad to know that you miss me though :wink: coz i missed you too :smt053 :smt053 |
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~~debbydo~~
Joined: 18 Jul 2005
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Location: Hertfordshire
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Mon Oct 03, 2005 7:42 am Post subject: |
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| wait till that macs gets back .. :smt021 |
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