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~~debbydo~~
Joined: 18 Jul 2005
Posts: 20005
Location: Hertfordshire
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Tue Sep 27, 2005 8:07 pm Post subject: Women's come backs to pick up lines ... |
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Women's Comebacks to Pick-Up Lines
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female inpersonator.
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unferrtilized.
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing. |
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reddevilleanne
Joined: 20 Oct 2004
Posts: 13228
Location: Nottingham
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Tue Sep 27, 2005 8:10 pm Post subject: |
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| lol Very good! :lol: |
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~~debbydo~~
Joined: 18 Jul 2005
Posts: 20005
Location: Hertfordshire
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Wed Sep 28, 2005 4:05 am Post subject: |
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| yes they are ..i have just read them myself .. :smt005 |
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bacchus
Joined: 15 Sep 2005
Posts: 169
Location: k.e.n.y.a
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Wed Sep 28, 2005 8:49 am Post subject: |
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| :smt005 :smt005 |
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~~debbydo~~
Joined: 18 Jul 2005
Posts: 20005
Location: Hertfordshire
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Wed Sep 28, 2005 2:23 pm Post subject: |
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| i would love to use some of them .. :smt005 |
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Macs34
Joined: 25 Mar 2004
Posts: 3467
Location: Kenya
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Sun Oct 02, 2005 1:06 pm Post subject: |
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~~debbydo~~ wrote:
i would love to use some of them .. :smt005
:smt005
not on me sweet thing! :-D |
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~~debbydo~~
Joined: 18 Jul 2005
Posts: 20005
Location: Hertfordshire
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Sun Oct 02, 2005 1:10 pm Post subject: |
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| whats your chat up line then macs .. :smt005 |
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Macs34
Joined: 25 Mar 2004
Posts: 3467
Location: Kenya
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Sun Oct 02, 2005 1:29 pm Post subject: |
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| so that you want to avoid me? no way |
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~~debbydo~~
Joined: 18 Jul 2005
Posts: 20005
Location: Hertfordshire
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Sun Oct 02, 2005 1:30 pm Post subject: |
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lol you make me smile macs .. :smt005
your in for a shock soon .. :wink: |
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ash_the_minx
Joined: 04 Jul 2004
Posts: 12159
Location: cumbria!!
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Sat Dec 10, 2005 5:12 pm Post subject: |
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| i will try and remember them for emergencies |
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Mullin
Joined: 16 Aug 2004
Posts: 20062
Location: Ivybridge
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Tue Dec 13, 2005 3:10 pm Post subject: |
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| what joke emergencies!...lol |
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