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bacchus
Joined: 15 Sep 2005
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Location: k.e.n.y.a
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Mon Sep 19, 2005 11:55 am Post subject: 50 rules for women(a.k.a touche d-do Lol) |
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This is a list of rules that guys wished women knew...
(In the response and defense of all forum menfolk )
1. Learn to work the toilet seat: if it's up put it down.
2. Don't cut your hair. Ever.
3. Don't make us guess.
4. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.
5. Sometimes, he's not thinking about you. Live with it.
6. He's never thinking about "The Relationship."
7. Get rid of your cat. And no, it's not different, it's just like every other cat.
8. Dogs are better than cats.
9. Sunday = Sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.
10. Shopping is not everybody's idea of a good time.
11. Anything you wear is fine. Really.
12. You have enough clothes.
13. You have too many shoes.
14. Crying is blackmail. Use it if you must, but don't expect us to like it.
15. Your brother is an idiot.
16. Ask for what you want. Subtle hints don't work.
17. No, he doesn't know what day it is. He never will. Mark anniversaries on a calendar.
18. Share the bathroom
19. Share the closet.
20. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers.
21. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.
22. Nothing says 'I love you' like sex in the morning.
23. Foreign films are best left to foreigners.
24. Check your oil.
25. Anything we said 6 or 8 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
26. Christopher Columbus didn't need directions, and neither do we.
27. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.
28. Yes, p***ing standing up is more difficult than peeing from point blank range. We're bound to miss sometimes.
29. Yes, and No are perfectly acceptable answers.
30. Don't fake it. We'd rather be ineffective than deceived.
31. If you don't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys.
32. Let us ogle. If we don't look at other women, how can we know how pretty you are?
33. Don't rub the lamp if you don't want the genie to come out.
34. You can either ask us to do something OR tell us how you want it done-not both.
35. Women wearing Wonder bras and low-cut blouses lose their right to complain about having their boobs stared at.
36. Don't make 50 rules when 36 will do.
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~~debbydo~~
Joined: 18 Jul 2005
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Location: Hertfordshire
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Mon Sep 19, 2005 2:23 pm Post subject: |
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33. Don't rub the lamp if you don't want the genie to come out.
oh whats this mean .... :smt110
maybe some girls like to wish the gene would pop up .. :smt118 |
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Jon1983uk
Joined: 12 Oct 2004
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Mon Sep 19, 2005 3:03 pm Post subject: |
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lol! Here here Mr Bacchus! :P :lol:
And Debby! Disgraceful! :o :lol: |
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~~debbydo~~
Joined: 18 Jul 2005
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Location: Hertfordshire
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Mon Sep 19, 2005 3:07 pm Post subject: |
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| soory .."hangs head in shame " :smt053 |
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Jon1983uk
Joined: 12 Oct 2004
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Mon Sep 19, 2005 3:26 pm Post subject: |
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| I could go into you wanting this genie to pop up, but that would just be cwuel :lol: And there's kids watching! :o :D |
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~~debbydo~~
Joined: 18 Jul 2005
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Location: Hertfordshire
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Mon Sep 19, 2005 5:44 pm Post subject: |
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| hah ha .. i would be the first to blush ... :smt005 |
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bacchus
Joined: 15 Sep 2005
Posts: 169
Location: k.e.n.y.a
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Tue Sep 20, 2005 8:46 am Post subject: |
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why Jon is that a compliment :smt053 :smt053 Lol thanx alot by the way i've been wanting to meet you-glad i finally have, by the way nice story(so far- i haven't finished it)
i didn't takeyou to be one to pass down a challenge Jon....go head be cwuel n make her bkush :wink: |
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Macs34
Joined: 25 Mar 2004
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Location: Kenya
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Tue Sep 20, 2005 10:12 am Post subject: |
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~~debbydo~~ wrote:
hah ha .. i would be the first to blush ... :smt005
*takes aback seat* :-D |
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~~debbydo~~
Joined: 18 Jul 2005
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Location: Hertfordshire
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Tue Sep 20, 2005 4:43 pm Post subject: |
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| sorry i was just being a naughty girl .. :smt011 |
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Macs34
Joined: 25 Mar 2004
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Location: Kenya
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Wed Sep 21, 2005 12:06 pm Post subject: |
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| *still back seat* :smt028 |
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