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~~debbydo~~
Joined: 18 Jul 2005
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Location: Hertfordshire
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Sun Sep 18, 2005 2:40 pm Post subject: the perfect man |
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Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was, of course, perfect.
One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple was driving their perfect car along a winding road, when they noticed someone at the side of the road in distress.
Being the perfect couple, they stopped to help.
There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys. Not wanting to disappoint any children on the eve of Christmas, the perfect couple loaded Santa and his toys into their vehicle.
Soon they were driving along delivering the toys. Unfortunately, the driving conditions deteriorated and the perfect couple; and Santa Claus had an accident.
Only one of them survived the accident.
Question: Who was the survivor?
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The perfect woman survived. She's the only one who really existed in the first place. Everyone knows there is no Santa Claus and there is no such thing as a perfect man!
Women stop reading here, that is the end of the joke.
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So, if there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus, the woman must have been driving. This explains why there was a car accident.
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By the way, if you're a woman and you're still reading, this
illustrates another point: Women never listen! |
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Macs34
Joined: 25 Mar 2004
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Location: Kenya
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Mon Sep 19, 2005 10:32 am Post subject: |
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| Ho!Ho!Ho! ......... :smt021 :smt021 |
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~~debbydo~~
Joined: 18 Jul 2005
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Location: Hertfordshire
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Mon Sep 19, 2005 10:34 am Post subject: |
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| oh macs am i touching a nerve .. [smilie=to funny.gif] |
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Macs34
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Mon Sep 19, 2005 10:44 am Post subject: |
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~~debbydo~~ wrote:
oh macs am i touching a nerve .. [smilie=to funny.gif]
Nope! you are touching the most funny bone i have :smt005 |
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~~debbydo~~
Joined: 18 Jul 2005
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Location: Hertfordshire
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Mon Sep 19, 2005 10:46 am Post subject: |
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macs your so funny i'm here laughing away .. :smt005
thanx .. |
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Macs34
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Mon Sep 19, 2005 10:59 am Post subject: |
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~~debbydo~~ wrote:
macs your so funny i'm here laughing away .. :smt005
thanx ..
I do that? :-D most probably you are forcing yorself to laugh! |
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bacchus
Joined: 15 Sep 2005
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Mon Sep 19, 2005 12:09 pm Post subject: |
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| :smt005 :smt005 i'm quiting this section i don't think i can laugh any more..............ok no wait :smt005 :smt005 :smt005 i guess i was wrong too too good deddydo |
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~~debbydo~~
Joined: 18 Jul 2005
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Mon Sep 19, 2005 2:24 pm Post subject: |
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| you guys are fun ... :smt005 |
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Macs34
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Tue Sep 20, 2005 10:21 am Post subject: |
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| :smt029 |
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~~debbydo~~
Joined: 18 Jul 2005
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Location: Hertfordshire
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Tue Sep 20, 2005 4:40 pm Post subject: |
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| macs you deserve that crown .. |
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Macs34
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Wed Sep 21, 2005 12:14 pm Post subject: |
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| wat for? |
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bacchus
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Fri Sep 23, 2005 2:35 pm Post subject: |
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| :crybaby: :crybaby: don't i deserve one? :crybaby: :crybaby: :banghead: :banghead: and i thought i finally got to the level of getting one :crybaby: :crybaby: :crybaby: |
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~~debbydo~~
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Fri Sep 23, 2005 2:42 pm Post subject: |
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| when you get to 1,000 psts bacchus i will get you a very special crown .. :wink: |
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bacchus
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Fri Sep 23, 2005 2:55 pm Post subject: |
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| 1000 MY GOOD LORD i'm still on 60's and you're talking bout 1000-man you cold girl Lol |
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bacchus
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Fri Sep 23, 2005 2:56 pm Post subject: |
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| 1000 MY GOOD LORD i'm still on 60's and you're talking bout 1000-man you cold girl Lol |
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