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~~debbydo~~
Joined: 18 Jul 2005
Posts: 19959
Location: Hertfordshire
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Sun Sep 18, 2005 2:32 pm Post subject: old man on a bench |
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An old man was sitting on a bench at the mall.
A young man walked up to the bench and sat down. He had spiked hair in
all
different colors: green, red, orange, blue, and yellow.
The old man just stared.
Every time the young man looked, the old man was
staring.
The young man finally said sarcastically,
"What's the matter old timer, never done anything
wild in your life?"
Without batting an eye, the old man replied "Got
drunk once and had sex with a peacock.
I was just wondering if you were my son. |
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reddevilleanne
Joined: 20 Oct 2004
Posts: 13228
Location: Nottingham
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Sun Sep 18, 2005 2:56 pm Post subject: |
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| :lol: |
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~~debbydo~~
Joined: 18 Jul 2005
Posts: 19959
Location: Hertfordshire
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Sun Sep 18, 2005 4:17 pm Post subject: |
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| i thought this was a good answer to give the boy ... :smt005 |
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Macs34
Joined: 25 Mar 2004
Posts: 3467
Location: Kenya
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Mon Sep 19, 2005 10:18 am Post subject: |
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| [smilie=to funny.gif] [smilie=to funny.gif] [smilie=to funny.gif] |
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~~debbydo~~
Joined: 18 Jul 2005
Posts: 19959
Location: Hertfordshire
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Mon Sep 19, 2005 10:21 am Post subject: |
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| thats the sort ogf thing i would come out with .. :smt012 |
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Macs34
Joined: 25 Mar 2004
Posts: 3467
Location: Kenya
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Mon Sep 19, 2005 11:48 am Post subject: |
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~~debbydo~~ wrote:
thats the sort ogf thing i would come out with .. :smt012
which is really amazing! :-D |
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bacchus
Joined: 15 Sep 2005
Posts: 169
Location: k.e.n.y.a
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Mon Sep 19, 2005 12:13 pm Post subject: |
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| [smilie=to funny.gif] [smilie=to funny.gif] i don't think i can remember the last time i had such a good laugh-thanx debbydo |
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~~debbydo~~
Joined: 18 Jul 2005
Posts: 19959
Location: Hertfordshire
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Mon Sep 19, 2005 2:26 pm Post subject: |
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| thats ok ..i was bored yesterday so went joke hunting |
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bacchus
Joined: 15 Sep 2005
Posts: 169
Location: k.e.n.y.a
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Tue Sep 20, 2005 9:08 am Post subject: |
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please get more i can't get enough by the way where's pingu-the silence is getting to be too
much |
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Macs34
Joined: 25 Mar 2004
Posts: 3467
Location: Kenya
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Tue Sep 20, 2005 10:01 am Post subject: |
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~~debbydo~~ wrote:
thats ok ..i was bored yesterday so went joke hunting
Recommendation:
YOu should be getting bored most of the time darling :-D |
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~~debbydo~~
Joined: 18 Jul 2005
Posts: 19959
Location: Hertfordshire
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Tue Sep 20, 2005 4:48 pm Post subject: |
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| well i had no one to play with .. :smt012 :smt011 |
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Macs34
Joined: 25 Mar 2004
Posts: 3467
Location: Kenya
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Wed Sep 21, 2005 12:01 pm Post subject: |
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| Ai :lol: debby wen she doesnt hav no one to play with comes up with laughs! :smt005 |
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bacchus
Joined: 15 Sep 2005
Posts: 169
Location: k.e.n.y.a
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Mon Sep 26, 2005 2:39 pm Post subject: |
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~~debbydo~~ wrote:
well i had no one to play with .. :smt012 :smt011
you could always play with me ;-) |
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~~debbydo~~
Joined: 18 Jul 2005
Posts: 19959
Location: Hertfordshire
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Mon Sep 26, 2005 2:44 pm Post subject: |
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| you wernt here either |
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bacchus
Joined: 15 Sep 2005
Posts: 169
Location: k.e.n.y.a
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Mon Sep 26, 2005 3:01 pm Post subject: |
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| damn remind me to kick mself in the ass for that :-( |
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