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~~debbydo~~
Joined: 18 Jul 2005
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Sun Sep 18, 2005 8:36 am Post subject: Think your having a bad day !!! |
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Think your having a bad day
Fire authorities in California found a corpse in a burned-out section of forest while assessing the damage done by a forest fire. The deceased male was dressed in a full wet suit, complete with scuba tanks on his back, flippers, and face mask.
A postmortem test revealed that the man died not from burns, but from massive internal injuries. Dental records provided a positive identification. Investigators then set about to determine how a fully clothed diver ended up in the middle of a forest fire.
It was revealed that on the day of the fire, the man went diving off the coast, some 20 miles from the forest. The fire fighters, seeking to control the fire as quickly as possible, had called in a fleet of helicopters with very large dip buckets. Water was dipped from the ocean and emptied at the site of the forest fire.
You guessed it. One minute our diver was making like Flipper in the Pacific, the next, he was doing the breast stroke in a fire dip bucket 300 feet in the air.
Some days it just doesn't pay to get out of bed. but keep reading......
Still think you're having a bad day?
A man was working on his motorcycle on the patio, his wife nearby in the kitchen. While racing the engine, the motorcycle
accidentally slipped into gear. The man, still holding onto the handlebars, was dragged along as it burst through the glass patio doors.
His wife, hearing the crash, ran in the room to find her husband cut and bleeding, the motorcycle, and the shattered patio door. She called for an ambulance and, because the house sat on a fairly large hill, went down the several flights of stairs to meet the paramedics and escort them to her husband.
While the attendants were loading her husband, the wife managed to right the motorcycle and push it outside. She also quickly blotted up the spilled gasoline with some paper towels and tossed them into the toilet.
After being treated and released, the man returned home, looked at the shattered patio door and the damage done to his motorcycle. He went into the bathroom and consoled himself with a cigarette while attending to his business. About to stand, he flipped the butt between his legs.
The wife, who was in the kitchen, heard a loud explosion and her husband screaming. Finding him lying on the bathroom floor with his trousers blown away and burns on his buttocks, legs and groin, she once again phoned for an ambulance.
The same paramedic crew was dispatched. As the paramedics carried the man down the stairs to the ambulance they asked the wife how he had come to burn himself. She told them. They started laughing so hard, one slipped, the stretcher dumping the husband out. He fell down the remaining stairs, breaking his arm.
Still having a bad day? Just remember, it could be worse...
The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdes oil spill in Alaska was $80,000. At a special ceremony, two of the most expensively saved animals were being released back into the wild amid cheers and applause from onlookers. A minute later, in full view, a killer whale ate them both.
Still think you are having a bad day?
A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen shaking frantically, almost in a dancing frenzy, with some kind of wire running from his waist towards the electric kettle. Intending to jolt him away from the deadly current, she whacked him with a handy plank of wood, breaking his arm in two places. Up to that moment, he had been happily listening to his Walkman |
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reddevilleanne
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Sun Sep 18, 2005 12:19 pm Post subject: |
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| That's a good un! :lol: |
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~~debbydo~~
Joined: 18 Jul 2005
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Sun Sep 18, 2005 12:27 pm Post subject: |
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| i found it on one of my girlie groups |
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Macs34
Joined: 25 Mar 2004
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Mon Sep 19, 2005 10:43 am Post subject: Re: Think your having a bad day !!! |
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~~debbydo~~ wrote:
Think your having a bad day
Still think you are having a bad day?
A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen shaking frantically, almost in a dancing frenzy, with some kind of wire running from his waist towards the electric kettle. Intending to jolt him away from the deadly current, she whacked him with a handy plank of wood, breaking his arm in two places. Up to that moment, he had been happily listening to his Walkman
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~~debbydo~~
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Mon Sep 19, 2005 10:44 am Post subject: |
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| thast the sort of thing i would do .. :smt005 |
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Macs34
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Mon Sep 19, 2005 11:06 am Post subject: |
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| I hope he went like..... *mad* "woman are you crazy? you got be kidding me! Wat are you, some kinda of a killer jackass or S.O.B!" :-D |
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bacchus
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Mon Sep 19, 2005 12:10 pm Post subject: |
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| :smt005 i'll never have a bad day ever again- i'm actually going to print this out and stick it on my office wall so that everytime i feellike i'm having a bad day i'll look at it and go [smilie=to funny.gif] [smilie=to funny.gif] [smilie=to funny.gif] |
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~~debbydo~~
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Mon Sep 19, 2005 2:25 pm Post subject: |
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| no macs i would prob just walk out laughing ... :smt005 |
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Macs34
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Tue Sep 20, 2005 10:18 am Post subject: |
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~~debbydo~~ wrote:
no macs i would prob just walk out laughing ... :smt005
as the one who did it or as the one whose been wronged!!! |
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~~debbydo~~
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Tue Sep 20, 2005 4:41 pm Post subject: |
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no leave him there ....
and get all his money ... :smt005 |
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Macs34
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Wed Sep 21, 2005 12:10 pm Post subject: |
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~~debbydo~~ wrote:
no leave him there ....
and get all his money ... :smt005
:smt021 :smt021 |
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