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~~debbydo~~
Joined: 18 Jul 2005
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Location: Hertfordshire
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Thu Sep 08, 2005 7:28 pm Post subject: A russian woman |
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A Russian woman married an English gentleman and they lived happily ever after in London. However, the poor lady was not very proficient in English, but did manage to communicate with her husband. The real problem arose whenever she had to shop for groceries. One day, she went to the butcher and wanted to buy chicken legs. She didn't know how to put forward her request, and in desperation, clucked like a chicken and lifted up her skirt to show her thighs.. The butcher got the message, and gave her the chicken legs.
The next day, she needed to get chicken breasts. Again, she didn't know how to say it,and so she clucked like a chicken and unbuttoned her blouse to show the butcher her breasts! The butcher again understood, and gave her some chicken breasts.
The 3rd day, the poor lady needed to buy sausages. Unable to find a way to communicate this, she brought her husband to the store...
(Stop, for a moment, and try to visualize what you think she did. Then, scroll down.)
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What in the world were you thinking?
Hellooooooo......her husband speaks English! |
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reddevilleanne
Joined: 20 Oct 2004
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Thu Sep 08, 2005 7:36 pm Post subject: |
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Macs34
Joined: 25 Mar 2004
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Location: Kenya
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Fri Sep 16, 2005 2:36 pm Post subject: |
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bacchus
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Fri Sep 16, 2005 3:03 pm Post subject: |
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Macs34
Joined: 25 Mar 2004
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Fri Sep 16, 2005 3:37 pm Post subject: |
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| YOO the bag has catched you |
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~~debbydo~~
Joined: 18 Jul 2005
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Fri Sep 16, 2005 6:00 pm Post subject: |
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| hes getting into the swing of things macs |
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Macs34
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Sat Sep 17, 2005 1:55 pm Post subject: |
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| yaah and really too fast for himself! :-D |
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bacchus
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Mon Sep 26, 2005 2:26 pm Post subject: |
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Macs34 wrote:
yaah and really too fast for himself! :-D
ain't no slowing this Macs- this is my 100th post(ukevents.net this is for you)and Debbz 100 down 900 to go ;-) |
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~~debbydo~~
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Mon Sep 26, 2005 5:37 pm Post subject: |
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| well come on then .. :smt005 |
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