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| Tell a Friend Posted: Fri Apr 02, 2004 4:54 pm Post subject: The importance of clarity....! |
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> >
> > Spotted in a toilet of a London office:
> > TOILET OUT OF ORDER. PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW
> >
> > In a Laundromat:
> > AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE
> LIGHT
> > GOES OUT
> >
> > In a London department store:
> > BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS
> >
> > In an office:
> > WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP LADDER YESTERDAY PLEASE BRING IT BACK
> OR
> > FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKEN
> >
> > In an office:
> > AFTER TEA BREAK STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE TEAPOT AND STAND UPSIDE DOWN ON
> THE
> > DRAINING BOARD
> >
> > Outside a secondhand shop:
> > WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING - BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES, ETC. WHY NOT BRING
> YOUR
> > WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN?
> >
> > Notice in health food shop window:
> > CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS
> >
> > Spotted in a safari park:
> > ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR
> >
> > Seen during a conference:
> > FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN'T KNOW IT, THERE IS A DAY CARE ON
> THE
> > 1ST FLOOR
> >
> > Notice in a farmer's field:
> > THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE, BUT THE BULL
> CHARGES.
> >
> > Message on a leaflet:
> > IF YOU CANNOT READ, THIS LEAFLET WILL TELL YOU HOW TO GET
> > LESSONS
> >
> > On a repair shop door:
> > WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR - THE BELL
> DOESN'T
> > WORK)
> >
> > Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the
> stupidity
> > and send this to someone you want to bring a smile to (maybe even a
> chuckle
> >
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