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mcflyfan2005



Joined: 15 Feb 2005
Posts: 179

Tell a Friend Posted: Tue Jul 05, 2005 5:53 pm    Post subject: lezbian in a bar  

A guy walks into a bar and sits down next to a girl and starts
flirting with her. She turns around and says, "You know, I'm a
lesbian." He just nods and keeps flirting. So she turns around
again and says to him, "Do you know what a lesbian is?" He
replies no. She says, "You see that woman there. I want to strip
her down and have open sex with her all over the floor." Upon
hearing that, the man starts sobbing. She asks, "What's wrong?"
And he says, "I think I'm a lesbian too!"
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ukevents.net



Joined: 15 Dec 2003
Posts: 2439

Tell a Friend Posted: Thu Jul 07, 2005 10:50 am    Post subject:  

:smt043
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Ronnie'sBaby_7



Joined: 10 Jun 2005
Posts: 16
Location: England

Tell a Friend Posted: Fri Jul 08, 2005 4:46 pm    Post subject:  

ha ha ha good one
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~~debbydo~~



Joined: 18 Jul 2005
Posts: 19959
Location: Hertfordshire

Tell a Friend Posted: Wed Jul 20, 2005 6:11 pm    Post subject:  

thats funny :smt043
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gibbon



Joined: 09 Nov 2004
Posts: 1145
Location: UK

Tell a Friend Posted: Fri Aug 05, 2005 8:56 am    Post subject:  

tee hee hee
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Macs34



Joined: 25 Mar 2004
Posts: 3467
Location: Kenya

Tell a Friend Posted: Fri Sep 16, 2005 2:42 pm    Post subject:  

[smilie=to funny.gif]
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bacchus



Joined: 15 Sep 2005
Posts: 169
Location: k.e.n.y.a

Tell a Friend Posted: Fri Sep 16, 2005 3:07 pm    Post subject:  

oh my my ribs are hurting [smilie=to funny.gif] [smilie=to funny.gif] like a mutha
i'll die here [smilie=to funny.gif] [smilie=to funny.gif] coz i think i might be a lesbian too [smilie=to funny.gif] [smilie=to funny.gif] [smilie=to funny.gif]
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Macs34



Joined: 25 Mar 2004
Posts: 3467
Location: Kenya

Tell a Friend Posted: Fri Sep 16, 2005 3:53 pm    Post subject:  

eeehh! no yoaint lezzz... :smt005
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~~debbydo~~



Joined: 18 Jul 2005
Posts: 19959
Location: Hertfordshire

Tell a Friend Posted: Sat Sep 17, 2005 4:34 am    Post subject:  

wel i'm not .. :smt005
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Macs34



Joined: 25 Mar 2004
Posts: 3467
Location: Kenya

Tell a Friend Posted: Sat Sep 17, 2005 5:55 am    Post subject:  

thank God!
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~~debbydo~~



Joined: 18 Jul 2005
Posts: 19959
Location: Hertfordshire

Tell a Friend Posted: Sat Sep 17, 2005 6:14 am    Post subject:  

[smilie=to funny.gif] i like my man too much .. [smilie=kiss of love.gif]
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Macs34



Joined: 25 Mar 2004
Posts: 3467
Location: Kenya

Tell a Friend Posted: Sat Sep 17, 2005 1:47 pm    Post subject:  

~~debbydo~~ wrote: [smilie=to funny.gif] i like my man too much .. [smilie=kiss of love.gif]

He's done his homework well! huh!
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~~debbydo~~



Joined: 18 Jul 2005
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Location: Hertfordshire

Tell a Friend Posted: Sat Sep 17, 2005 5:03 pm    Post subject:  

no he need some more training in house work ..
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bacchus



Joined: 15 Sep 2005
Posts: 169
Location: k.e.n.y.a

Tell a Friend Posted: Mon Sep 19, 2005 12:20 pm    Post subject:  

ahhh damn there you go debbydo shattering every man's secret fantasy you shoulda let it end there-now what will Macs be using for visualization tools :wink: (hehehe) usijali kizee wacha nione ka naweza kubringia drama kidogo-that was for Macs :smt005
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~~debbydo~~



Joined: 18 Jul 2005
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Tell a Friend Posted: Mon Sep 19, 2005 2:29 pm    Post subject:  

i'm going to get that translated bacchus :smt012
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