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Tell a Friend Posted: Thu Mar 25, 2004 1:34 pm    Post subject: In da Shower............  

>The following describes your character according to which body part you
>tend >to wash first in the shower :
>
>A) Chest You are a practical person. Straightforward and do not beat
around
>the bush. To you, convenience is of paramount importance. You hate to be
>distracted when concentrating and are impatient with people who do not see
>things your way. A good sex partner and willing to try new things. Your
>best
>partner in life will be those who chose D) hair.
>
>B) Face - Money is important to you and you will do anything to get it.
>Integrity and dignity is not important. You feel that friends are there to
>be used and life is one big hassle. Other people find it hard to
understand
>you but you are not concerned as to what they think. Very self-centred
>person. Average sex partner as too selfish and tend to be absorbed in self
>pleasure at the expense of your partner. Your best partner in life will be
>those who chose E) privates and G) others.
>
>C) Armpits - You are a dependable and hard working person. Generally very
>popular person as you are very down to earth and willing to help others.
>Tend to get yourself into trouble as you cannot tell whether people are
>genuine towards you. Make very poor sex partners as you are the working
>type
>with average talent. Your best partner in life will be those who chose F)
>shoulders.
>
>D) Hair - Artistic type. Daydreaming is your hobby but you can achieve
what
>most other people cannot. Dedication is lacking but you will work
>tirelessly
>towards goals which are to your liking. Money is not important. Friends
are
>but only intellectuals and fellow artistic types. Make the best sex
>partners
>as you are most willing to explore and please the other partner. Talent is
>your main strength. Your best partner in life will be those who chose A)
>chest and E) privates.
>
>E) Privates - Shy type. You lack self confidence and tend to be bullied by
>others. You do not have lots of friends as others find you boring and
>unattractive. Perseverance is not your strength and you tend to give up
>easily and at the first opportunity. However, you make an above average
sex
>partner. You are able to show your true emotions to very few people. Hence
>in sex, you find your inner strengths. Your best partner in life will be
>those who chose B) face and D) hair.
>
>F) Shoulder - A born loser. You fail in everything that you do. People
>dislike you and you tend to spend your time alone. Your type have been
>known
>to be heavy gamblers and drinkers. You see the world as a living hell.
>Money
>and power is also important to you. But your luck will always fail you.
You
>make a lousy sex partner. You will find it difficult to find a partner in
>life. Those who chose C) armpits are your only chance.
>
>G) Others - You are a very average person. Undoubtedly, you have your
inner
>strengths but people find it hard to see. You must learn to be a little
bit
>more adventurous and sell your potential. Deep down, you are a very
>likeable
>person with very few faults. However, the key will be to make your
>strengths
>stand out and not just hide your weaknesses. You are an average sex
>partner.
>You have great fantasies about different techniques but unfortunately are
>not brave enough to try them out. Your best partner in life will be those
>who chose B) face.
>
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Tell a Friend Posted: Fri Mar 26, 2004 6:56 pm    Post subject: Shower Talk  

Hi

If what our guest is saying is true en that we are all that then poor me.

I think I took a bold step to join this forum

Macs
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Tell a Friend Posted: Tue Aug 23, 2005 12:47 pm    Post subject:  

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