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ukevents.net
Joined: 15 Dec 2003
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Wed Jun 15, 2005 5:00 am Post subject: Liverpool's new striker |
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The new Liverpool manager sent scouts out around the World looking for
>a
>new striker to replace Michael Owen and hopefully win Liverpool the
> title.
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> One of the scouts informs him of a young Iraqi striker who he thinks
>will
>turn out to be a true superstar. The Liverpool manager flies to Baghdad
> to watch him and is suitably impressed and arranges him to come over to
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>Anfield.
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> Two weeks later Liverpool are 4-0 down to Man Utd With only 20 mins
>left.
>The manager gives the young Iraqi striker the nod and on he goes.
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> The lad is a sensation, scores 5 in 20 mins and wins the game for
>Liverpool. The fans are delighted, the players and coaches are delighted
> and the media love the new star.
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> When the player comes off the pitch he phones his mum to tell her about
>his
>first day in English football.
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> Hello mum, guess what?" he says. "I played for 20 mins today, we were
>4-0
>down but I scored 5 and we won. Everybody loves me, the fans, the media,
> they all love me."
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> "Wonderful," says his mum," Let me tell you about my day. Your father
>got
>shot in the street, your sister and I were ambushed and beaten and your
> brother has joined a gang of looters, while you were having a great
>time."
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> The young lad is very upset, "What can I say mum, but I'm so sorry."
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> "Sorry?!" says his mum, "It's your fault we moved to Liverpool in the
>first >place!"
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reddevilleanne
Joined: 20 Oct 2004
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Location: Nottingham
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Wed Jun 15, 2005 11:44 am Post subject: |
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Macs34
Joined: 25 Mar 2004
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Location: Kenya
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Fri Jun 17, 2005 4:16 pm Post subject: |
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| For ones you got me napping there Vic! :lol: |
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ukevents.net
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Mon Jun 27, 2005 4:14 pm Post subject: |
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| Glad you liked it Macs |
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Ronnie'sBaby_7
Joined: 10 Jun 2005
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Location: England
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Sat Jul 02, 2005 2:55 pm Post subject: |
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| Ha ha ha this had me in stitches lol!!!! |
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~~debbydo~~
Joined: 18 Jul 2005
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Mon Jul 18, 2005 10:05 am Post subject: |
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good one ...
liverpool fottie is great !!!!!!
:smt021 :lol: :smt043 |
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Macs34
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Thu Aug 25, 2005 8:52 am Post subject: |
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| :smt005 |
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~~debbydo~~
Joined: 18 Jul 2005
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Thu Aug 25, 2005 8:01 pm Post subject: |
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| so whos your fave then vic ..... :smt021 :smt021 :smt021 |
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Macs34
Joined: 25 Mar 2004
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Fri Aug 26, 2005 1:17 pm Post subject: |
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~~debbydo~~ wrote:
so whos your fave then vic ..... :smt021 :smt021 :smt021
yaah thats a good one! we want to know:protest: |
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