FREE Delivery on all electricals: Click here Welcome Guest. Please login or register for full access to the forum. Post a FREE comment about The Bum The Bum Click here to display links and pictures          ukevents.net Forum Index -> Jokezone View previous topic  View next topic  Author Message Macs34 Joined: 25 Mar 2004 Posts: 3467 Location: Kenya Tell a Friend Posted: Sun Jun 05, 2005 2:54 pm    Post subject: The Bum   A man was walking in the city, when he was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking bum who asked him for a couple of dollars for dinner. The man took out his wallet, extracted two dollars and asked, "If I gave you this money, will you take it and buy whiskey?" "No, I stopped drinking years ago," the bum said. "Will you use it to gamble?" "I don't gamble. I need everything I can get just to stay alive." "Will you spend the money on greens fees at a golf course?" "Are you NUTS! I haven't played golf in 20 years!" The man said, "Well, I'm not going to give you two dollars. Instead, I'm going to take you to my home for a terrific dinner cooked by my wife." The bum was astounded. "Won't your wife be furious with you for doing that? I know I'm dirty, and I probably smell pretty bad." The man replied, "That's OK. I just want her to see what a man looks like who's given up drinking, gambling, and golf." Back to top   ukevents.net Joined: 15 Dec 2003 Posts: 2439 Tell a Friend Posted: Wed Jun 08, 2005 5:56 am    Post subject:   :D Back to top   Ronnie'sBaby_7 Joined: 10 Jun 2005 Posts: 16 Location: England Tell a Friend Posted: Fri Jul 08, 2005 4:55 pm    Post subject:   ha ha ha wotta joke lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Back to top   ~~debbydo~~ Joined: 18 Jul 2005 Posts: 19959 Location: Hertfordshire Tell a Friend Posted: Wed Jul 20, 2005 6:09 pm    Post subject:   :lol: thats good .. Back to top   Macs34 Joined: 25 Mar 2004 Posts: 3467 Location: Kenya Tell a Friend Posted: Thu Aug 25, 2005 8:51 am    Post subject:   :smt020 Back to top   ~~debbydo~~ Joined: 18 Jul 2005 Posts: 19959 Location: Hertfordshire Tell a Friend Posted: Thu Aug 25, 2005 8:08 pm    Post subject:   macs you like your music .. Back to top   Macs34 Joined: 25 Mar 2004 Posts: 3467 Location: Kenya Tell a Friend Posted: Fri Aug 26, 2005 8:32 am    Post subject:   ~~debbydo~~ wrote: macs you like your music .. Yessssh! ma'am! how about u? Back to top     Click here to reply to this message        ukevents.net Forum Index -> Jokezone Page 1 of 1 Powered by phpBB Search Engine Indexer Powered by phpBB Group