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Macs34



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Tell a Friend Posted: Thu Jun 02, 2005 12:21 pm    Post subject: Did you know  

Sincerelly:- Did you know?

The speed of Darkness? Ask who knew the speed of light!

Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm

Mental backup in progress - Do Not Disturb!


If you ain't makin' waves, you ain't kickin' hard enough!

Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people have.

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder... praise jah we have beer!!


The only substitute for good manners is fast reflexes.

Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.

Wear short sleeves! Support your right to bare arms!

For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain.

Corduroy pillows: They're making headlines!

Excuses are like asses everyone's got em and they all stink.

And now: - :-D

All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my hand.

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Tell a Friend Posted: Wed Jun 08, 2005 5:47 am    Post subject: Re: Did you know  

Macs34 wrote: For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain.



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