FREE Delivery on all electricals: Click here Welcome Guest. Please login or register for full access to the forum. Post a FREE comment about The innocence of kids... The innocence of kids... Click here to display links and pictures          ukevents.net Forum Index -> Jokezone View previous topic  View next topic  Author Message reddevilleanne Joined: 20 Oct 2004 Posts: 13228 Location: Nottingham Tell a Friend Posted: Fri May 20, 2005 1:04 pm    Post subject: The innocence of kids...   A little girl asked her mum, "Mum, may I take the dog for a walk around the block?" Mum replies, "No, because she is on heat". "What does that mean?" asked the child. "Go ask your father. I think he's in the garage." The little girl goes to the garage and says, Dad, may I take Belle for a walk around the block? I asked Mum, but she said the dog was on heat and to come to you." Dad said, "Bring Belle over here." He took a rag, soaked it with petrol and scrubbed the dog's backside with it and said, "I've heard that's supposed to work. Okay, you can go now, but keep Belle on the leash and only go one time around the block." The little girl left, and returned a few minutes later with no dog on the leash. Surprised, Dad asked, "Where's Belle?" The little girl said, "She ran out of petrol about halfway down the block, so another dog is pushing her home." :lol: Back to top   Mullin Joined: 16 Aug 2004 Posts: 20062 Location: Ivybridge Tell a Friend Posted: Fri May 20, 2005 1:15 pm    Post subject:   Ha ha that is hilarious!! Back to top   reddevilleanne Joined: 20 Oct 2004 Posts: 13228 Location: Nottingham Tell a Friend Posted: Fri May 20, 2005 1:47 pm    Post subject:   Hehe, tis great aint it :lol: Back to top   Macs34 Joined: 25 Mar 2004 Posts: 3467 Location: Kenya Tell a Friend Posted: Fri May 20, 2005 2:20 pm    Post subject:   :lol: :-D Back to top     Click here to reply to this message        ukevents.net Forum Index -> Jokezone Page 1 of 1 Powered by phpBB Search Engine Indexer Powered by phpBB Group