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reddevilleanne
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Fri May 20, 2005 12:48 pm Post subject: Aunt Judy... |
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The teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment. Get their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it.
The next day the kids came back and one by one began to tell their stories.
Ashley said, "My father's a farmer and we have a lot of egg-laying hens.
One time we were taking our eggs to market in a basket on the front seat of the car when we hit a big bump in the road and all the eggs went flying and broke and made a mess."
"What's the moral of the story?" asked the teacher.
"Don't put all your eggs in one basket!"
"Very good," said the teacher.
Next little Sarah raised her hand and said, "Our family are farmers too. But we raise chickens for the meat market. We had a dozen eggs one time but when they hatched we only got ten chicks, and the moral to this story is, "don't count your chickens before they're hatched."
"That was a fine story Sarah.
Michael, do you have a story to share?"
"Yes, my daddy told me this story about my Aunt Judy. Aunt Judy was a
flight engineer in the Gulf War and her plane got hit. She had to bail out
over enemy territory and all she had was a bottle of whiskey, a machine gun and a machete.
She drank the whiskey on the way down so it wouldn't break and then she landed right in the middle of 100 enemy troops. She killed seventy of them with the machine gun until she ran out of bullets. Then she killed twenty more with the machete until the blade broke. And then she killed the last ten with her bare hands."
"Good heavens," said the horrified teacher,"what kind of moral did your daddy tell you from that horrible story?"
"Stay the f**k away from Aunt Judy when she's been drinking."
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Macs34
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Thu May 26, 2005 5:59 am Post subject: |
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| :smt005 :smt005 :smt005 good i cant stop laughing! :-D |
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reddevilleanne
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Thu May 26, 2005 10:55 am Post subject: |
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| Hehe, tis a good un :-D |
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Macs34
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Thu May 26, 2005 3:58 pm Post subject: |
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| Thank God yo are in here!! :wink: |
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reddevilleanne
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Thu May 26, 2005 3:59 pm Post subject: |
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| Me? |
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Macs34
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Thu May 26, 2005 4:01 pm Post subject: |
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| Offcourse you gally :-D |
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reddevilleanne
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Thu May 26, 2005 4:03 pm Post subject: |
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| Thank god I'm in where? |
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Macs34
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Thu May 26, 2005 4:08 pm Post subject: |
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Pingu wrote:
Thank god I'm in where?
in this forum offcourse! :-D hey hav you c a doc? |
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reddevilleanne
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Thu May 26, 2005 4:15 pm Post subject: |
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| A doctor? No, why? |
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Macs34
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Thu May 26, 2005 4:18 pm Post subject: |
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Pingu wrote:
A doctor? No, why?
Your throat how is it? |
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reddevilleanne
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Thu May 26, 2005 4:26 pm Post subject: |
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| My throat's a lot better and it aint as sore, but my eyes and nose and ears are sore now! :( |
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Macs34
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Fri May 27, 2005 7:42 am Post subject: |
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Pingu wrote:
My throat's a lot better and it aint as sore, but my eyes and nose and ears are sore now! :(
Big macs says :lol: you thoat i was kidding! See a doc! I m lotta concern than you know! |
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reddevilleanne
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Fri May 27, 2005 9:28 am Post subject: |
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| Nah, it's prolly just a cold... I'll be alright in a few days. |
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Macs34
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Sun May 29, 2005 9:43 am Post subject: |
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| :smt028 :smt020 |
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reddevilleanne
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Sun May 29, 2005 11:28 am Post subject: |
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| Grr! I've got a really bad cough now Macs :( |
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