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reddevilleanne
Joined: 20 Oct 2004
Posts: 13228
Location: Nottingham
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Fri May 20, 2005 12:44 pm Post subject: Birds and the bees... |
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A father asked his 10-year-old son if he knew about
the birds and the bees.
"I don't want to know!" the child said, bursting into tears.
"Promise me you won't tell me!"
Confused, the father asked what was wrong.
The boy sobbed, "When I was six, I got the, "'There's no Santa speech."
At seven, I got the, "There's no Easter Bunny speech."
When I was eight, you hit me with the, "There's no tooth fairy speech."
"If you're going to tell me that grownups don't really get laid, I'll have nothing left to live for." |
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Mullin
Joined: 16 Aug 2004
Posts: 20062
Location: Ivybridge
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Fri May 20, 2005 12:48 pm Post subject: |
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| Hilarious! |
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Macs34
Joined: 25 Mar 2004
Posts: 3467
Location: Kenya
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Fri May 20, 2005 2:27 pm Post subject: |
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| :smt020 |
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~~debbydo~~
Joined: 18 Jul 2005
Posts: 19959
Location: Hertfordshire
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Mon Aug 08, 2005 3:24 pm Post subject: |
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| :smt005 i better not tell my son then .. :roll: |
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reddevilleanne
Joined: 20 Oct 2004
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Location: Nottingham
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Mon Aug 08, 2005 3:41 pm Post subject: |
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| :-D |
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~~debbydo~~
Joined: 18 Jul 2005
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Location: Hertfordshire
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Mon Aug 08, 2005 3:46 pm Post subject: |
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| i will look at some more when noones on line .. or i cant post .. |
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reddevilleanne
Joined: 20 Oct 2004
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Location: Nottingham
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Mon Aug 08, 2005 3:50 pm Post subject: |
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| Coolios! |
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~~debbydo~~
Joined: 18 Jul 2005
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Location: Hertfordshire
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Mon Aug 08, 2005 3:58 pm Post subject: |
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| well when you read them properly they are good .. |
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Macs34
Joined: 25 Mar 2004
Posts: 3467
Location: Kenya
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Fri Aug 12, 2005 3:55 pm Post subject: |
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| do a favour! post them! :-D |
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reddevilleanne
Joined: 20 Oct 2004
Posts: 13228
Location: Nottingham
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Fri Aug 12, 2005 4:42 pm Post subject: |
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| Who? |
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