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reddevilleanne
Joined: 20 Oct 2004
Posts: 13228
Location: Nottingham
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Fri May 20, 2005 10:02 am Post subject: Doctor's visit... |
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There's nothing worse than a Doctor's Receptionist
who insists you tell her what is wrong with you in
a room full of other patients. I know most of us
have experienced this, and I love the way this old
guy handled it.
An 86-year-old man walked into a crowded Doctor's
Waiting Room. As he approached the desk, the
Receptionist said, "Yes sir, what are you seeing
the Doctor for today?"
"There's something wrong with my d**k," he
replied. The Receptionist became irritated and
said, "You shouldn't come into a crowded Doctor's
Room and say things like that."
"Why not? You asked me what was wrong and I told
you," he said.
The Receptionist replied, "You've obviously caused
some embarrassment in this room full of people. You
should have said there is something wrong with your
ear or something and then discussed the problem
further with the Doctor in private."
The man replied, "You shouldn't ask people things
in a room full of others, if the answer could
embarrass anyone."
The man walked out, waited several minutes and then re-entered.
The Receptionist smiled smugly and asked, "Yes?"
"There's something wrong with my ear," he stated.
The Receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled,
knowing he had taken her advice. "And what is wrong
with your ear, Sir?"
"I can't p1ss out of it," the man replied.
The Waiting Room erupted in laughter
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Mullin
Joined: 16 Aug 2004
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Location: Ivybridge
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Fri May 20, 2005 10:17 am Post subject: |
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| Ha ha wicked! |
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Macs34
Joined: 25 Mar 2004
Posts: 3467
Location: Kenya
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Mon May 23, 2005 4:41 pm Post subject: |
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| :smt005 :smt005 :smt005 stop there dear!!! |
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reddevilleanne
Joined: 20 Oct 2004
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Location: Nottingham
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Mon May 23, 2005 4:43 pm Post subject: |
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| Hehe :-D |
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Macs34
Joined: 25 Mar 2004
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Location: Kenya
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Wed May 25, 2005 3:23 pm Post subject: |
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knowing he had taken her advice. "And what is wrong
with your ear, Sir?"
"I can't p1ss out of it," the man replied.
The Waiting Room erupted in laughter
:-D :-D the ear!!cant imagine it!!
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