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bubbleflower



Joined: 29 Dec 2004
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Location: Lancashire, UK

Tell a Friend Posted: Tue May 10, 2005 2:30 pm    Post subject: Church Money  

A minister was preoccupied with thoughts of how he was going to ask the congregation to come up with more money than they were expecting for repairs to the church building.

Therefore, he talked with the organist to see what kind of inspirational music she could play after the announcement about the finances to get the congregation in a giving mood.

"Don't worry," she said. "I'll think of something."

During the service, the minister paused and said, "Brothers and Sisters, we are in great difficulty; the roof repairs cost twice as much as we expected, and we need $4,000 more. Any of you who can pledge $100 or more, please stand up."

Just at that moment, the organist started playing, "The Star Spangled Banner."

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Mullin



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Tell a Friend Posted: Tue May 10, 2005 2:34 pm    Post subject:  

Ha ha good one!
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