Why men are happier...

bubbleflower · Joined: 29 Dec 2004 Posts: 49 Location: Lancashire, UK

-- Your last name stays put.

-- The garage is all yours.

-- Wedding plans take care of themselves.

-- Chocolate is just another snack.

-- You can be President.

-- You can never be pregnant.

-- You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. Actually, You can wear NO shirt to a water park.

-- Car mechanics tell you the truth.

-- You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky.

-- Same work, more pay.

-- Wrinkles add character.

-- Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100.

-- The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.

-- New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.

-- One mood all the time.

-- Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.

-- A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.

-- You can open all your own jars.

-- You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.

-- If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.

-- Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.

-- You almost never have strap problems in public.

-- You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.

-- Everything on your face stays its original color.

-- The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.

-- You only have to shave your face and neck.

-- You can play with toys all your life.

-- Your belly usually hides your big hips.

-- One wallet and one pair of shoes one color for all seasons.

-- You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.

-- You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife.

-- You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.

-- You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.

No wonder men are happier...

Forward this to the women friends who can handle it and to the men who will enjoy reading it.

:smt035

Jon1983uk · Joined: 12 Oct 2004 Posts: 4423

*sits back in his comfy chair and pops open a beer* Ahhhh....it sure is a good day to be a man.. 8) :lol:

bubbleflower · Joined: 29 Dec 2004 Posts: 49 Location: Lancashire, UK

heheheh ya lucky thing Jon!!

i hope there's a female equivalent of that list!!

...anyone volunteering???

:-D

Jon1983uk · Joined: 12 Oct 2004 Posts: 4423

Well ya done my job for me :D Hey, that's another thing 'bout us guys! Arf! :lol:

Macs34 · Joined: 25 Mar 2004 Posts: 3467 Location: Kenya

Jon1983uk wrote: *sits back in his comfy chair and pops open a beer* Ahhhh....it sure is a good day to be a man.. 8) :lol:

****looks up sits en pops a beer en says*** Amen!!!! :-D