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bubbleflower
Joined: 29 Dec 2004
Posts: 49
Location: Lancashire, UK
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Fri Apr 22, 2005 1:03 pm Post subject: Darn Women Drivers |
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"This morning on the Freeway I looked over to my left and there was a woman in a brand new Cadilac doing 65 mph with her face up next to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner.
I looked away for a couple of seconds and when I looked back she was halfway over in my lane, still working on that makeup.
As a man, I don't scare easily. But she scared me so much; I dropped my electric shaver, which knocked the donut out of my other hand. In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car using my knees against the steering wheel, it knocked my cell phone away from my ear which fell into the coffee between my legs, splashed, and burned everything it touched, ruined the darn phone, soaked my trousers and disconnected an important call.
Darn women drivers... "
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ukevents
Joined: 15 Dec 2003
Posts: 1941
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Sat Apr 23, 2005 7:16 am Post subject: |
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detect
Joined: 20 Jul 2005
Posts: 2
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Fri Aug 12, 2005 5:25 pm Post subject: |
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Macs34
Joined: 25 Mar 2004
Posts: 3467
Location: Kenya
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Sat Aug 13, 2005 2:37 pm Post subject: |
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