Joe and his bike

bubbleflower · Joined: 29 Dec 2004 Posts: 49 Location: Lancashire, UK

Joe wanted to buy a motorbike. He doesn't have much luck until one day; he comes across a Harley with a 'For Sale' sign on it. The bike seems even better than a new one, although it is 10 Years old. It is shiny and in absolute mint condition. He immediately buys it, and asks the seller how he kept it in such great condition for 10 years.

"Well, it's quite simple, really," says the seller, "whenever the bike is outside and it's going to rain, rub Vaseline on the chrome. It protects it from the rain." And he hands Joe a jar of Vaseline.

That night his girlfriend, Sandra, invites him over to meet her parents.
Naturally, they take the bike there. But just before they enter the house, Sandra stops him and says, "I have to tell you something about my family before we go in. When we eat dinner, we don't talk. In fact, the first person who says anything during dinner has to do the dishes."

"No problem," he says. And in they go. Joe is shocked. Right smack in the middle of the living room is a huge stack of dirty dishes. In the kitchen is another huge stack of dishes. Piled up on the stairs, in the corridor, everywhere he looks, dirty dishes. They sit down to dinner and, sure enough, no one says a word.

As dinner progresses, Joe decides to take advantage of the situation. So he leans over and kisses Sandra. No one says a word. So he reaches over and fondles her boobs. Still, nobody says a word.

So he stands up, grabs her, rips her clothes off, throws her on the table, and has his way with her right there, in front of her parents. His girlfriend is a little flustered, her dad is obviously livid, and her mom horrified when he sits back down, but no one says a word.

He looks at her mom. "She's got a great body," he thinks.

So he grabs the mom, bends her over the dinner table, and again has his way with her every which way right there on the dinner table. Now his girlfriend is furious and her dad is boiling, but still, total silence.

All of a sudden there is a loud clap of thunder, and it starts to rain.
Joe remembers his bike, so he pulls the jar of Vaseline from his pocket.

Suddenly the father backs away from the table and shouts, "All right, that's enough, I'll do the ******* dishes!"

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Mullin · Joined: 16 Aug 2004 Posts: 20062 Location: Ivybridge

ha ha hilarious!

Macs34 · Joined: 25 Mar 2004 Posts: 3467 Location: Kenya

Hehehehehe!! hahahahaaa!! haa!

Jon1983uk · Joined: 12 Oct 2004 Posts: 4423

lol! Sick! Just the way I like 'em! :smt005

Macs34 · Joined: 25 Mar 2004 Posts: 3467 Location: Kenya

The father must have been some stupid he-goat to have even let the guy do wat he did to his wife in the first place!!!! :smt005

Jon1983uk · Joined: 12 Oct 2004 Posts: 4423

lol Yah mon! My thoughts too! :D

Macs34 · Joined: 25 Mar 2004 Posts: 3467 Location: Kenya

Oh we are connected!!! :-D :-D

Jon1983uk · Joined: 12 Oct 2004 Posts: 4423

It's da Kenyan brodahood mon! :D :lol:

Macs34 · Joined: 25 Mar 2004 Posts: 3467 Location: Kenya

Jon1983uk wrote: It's da Kenyan brodahood mon! :D :lol:
:smt005 :smt005

Jon1983uk · Joined: 12 Oct 2004 Posts: 4423

Da brodas stick together mon! 8) Arf! :lol:

Macs34 · Joined: 25 Mar 2004 Posts: 3467 Location: Kenya

Yaah! thankx broda!! it good to know i gota a broda from afar! which reminds me! wat happened to the Spanish thing yo wanted to teach me!! :)

Jon1983uk · Joined: 12 Oct 2004 Posts: 4423

Spanish? T'ought it was French mon? :D

Macs34 · Joined: 25 Mar 2004 Posts: 3467 Location: Kenya

Jon1983uk wrote: Spanish? T'ought it was French mon? :D

alright! I can see yo remember! thanks mon :-D