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bubbleflower
Joined: 29 Dec 2004
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Location: Lancashire, UK
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Tue Apr 12, 2005 1:22 am Post subject: Joke :-) |
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| Prince Charles was reversing his Land Rover out of the garage when he ran over the Queen's favorite corgi. He got out and found the corgi dead, squashed to a pulp. Just then a Genie popped up and said "Your highness I can give you one wish. What would you like?" The Prince said "This is mummy's favorite dog. Can you bring it back to life?". So the Genie said "Let's have a look at the dog." "Oh no, nothing can be done with this dog, you ran over it with the Land Rover there is too much damage to the dog ... nothing can be done". "But you must," says the Prince, "It's mummy's favorite!". "I'm sorry" said the Genie, "there's no way I can bring it back to life". "OK" said the prince, "But do I still have a wish?". "Yes", said the Genie. "Well", said the Prince, "I'm marrying Camilla tomorrow, could you make her as beautiful as Diana was?". The Genie thought for a while then said "Let's have another look at the dog". |
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ukevents.net
Joined: 15 Dec 2003
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Tue Apr 12, 2005 5:24 am Post subject: |
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| :smt081 |
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Mullin
Joined: 16 Aug 2004
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Location: Ivybridge
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2005 9:27 am Post subject: |
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| Ha ha thats a goodun! |
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Jon1983uk
Joined: 12 Oct 2004
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Thu Apr 14, 2005 12:29 pm Post subject: |
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| Lol! Arf! Job's a good 'un! :smt005 |
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Macs34
Joined: 25 Mar 2004
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Location: Kenya
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Sat Apr 16, 2005 10:16 am Post subject: |
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| :lol: :lol: :lol: |
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