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Macs34
Joined: 25 Mar 2004
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Location: Kenya
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2005 4:11 pm Post subject: RENT FOR APARTMENT |
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Cruise to the end and have a lovely
DAY................
A business man met a beautiful girl and asked her to spend the night with him for $500. And she did. Before he left in the morning, he told her that he did not have any cash with him, but that he would
have his secretary write a cheque and mail it to her, calling the payment "RENT FOR
APARTMENT." On the way to the office, he regretted what he had
done, realizing that the whole event was not worth the price. So he had his secretary send a
cheque for $250 and enclosed a note:
Dear Madam,
Enclosed find a cheque in the amount of $250 for rent of your apartment. I am not sending the amount agreed upon because when I rented the apartment I was under the impression that:
(1) it had never been occupied;
(2) that there was plenty of heat;
(3) that it was small enough to make me cozy and at
home.
Last night, however, I found out that it had been previously occupied, that there wasn't any heat, and that it was entirely too large.
Upon receipt of the note, the girl immediately returned the cheque for $250 with the following note:
Dear Sir,
First of all, I cannot understand how you expect a beautiful apartment to remain unoccupied indefinitely. As for the heat, there is plenty of it if you know how to turn it on. Regarding the space, the apartment is indeed of regular size, but if you don't have enough furniture to fill it, please
don't blame the landlord.!!!!!!!
Ohhhh!!! |
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Mullin
Joined: 16 Aug 2004
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Location: Ivybridge
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2005 4:22 pm Post subject: |
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| ha ha that is a goodun' macs!! |
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Macs34
Joined: 25 Mar 2004
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Location: Kenya
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Fri Apr 08, 2005 6:47 am Post subject: |
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Thanks hunn!
I wonder wat the guy was thinking!! |
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Mullin
Joined: 16 Aug 2004
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Location: Ivybridge
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Fri Apr 08, 2005 8:24 am Post subject: |
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| Yeah right! |
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Macs34
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Location: Kenya
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Fri Apr 08, 2005 2:26 pm Post subject: |
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| These are the guys who think that a lady doesnt have wat to say Huh! He got iit stright from the kitchen did he? :smt021 |
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