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Mullin
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Fri Jan 21, 2005 5:09 pm Post subject: Which Would You Choose? |
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Subject: Which would you choose?
WHICH WOULD U CHOOSE? CAKE OR BED?????
A HUSBAND IS AT HOME WATCHING A FOOTBALL GAME WHEN HIS WIFE INTERRUPTS,
"HONEY, COULD YOU FIX THE LIGHT IN THE HALLWAY? IT'S BEEN FLICKERING FOR WEEKS NOW"
HE LOOKS AT HER AND SAYS ANGRILY;
"FIX THE LIGHT, NOW? DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE AN ELECTRICIANS LOGO PRINTED ON MY FOREHEAD? I DON'T THINK SO!"
THE WIFE ASKS,
"WELL THEN, COULD YOU FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR? IT WON'T CLOSE RIGHT."
TO WHICH HE REPLIED,
"FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR? DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE HOTPOINT WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD? I DON'T THINK SO."
FINE, SHE SAYS,
"THEN YOU COULD AT LEAST FIX THE STEPS TO THE FRONT DOOR?" THEY'RE ABOUT TO
BREAK."
"I'M NOT A DAMN CARPENTER AND I DON'T WANT TO FIX THE STEPS", HE SAYS. "DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE WOODIES DIY WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD? I DON'T THINK SO.
I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU. I'M GOING TO THE BAR!!! "
SO HE GOES TO THE BAR AND DRINKS FOR A COUPLE OF HOURS. HE STARTS TO FEEL GUILTY ABOUT HOW HE TREATED HIS WIFE, AND DECIDES TO GO HOME AND HELP OUT.
AS HE WALKS INTO THE HOUSE HE NOTICES THE STEPS ARE ALREADY FIXED. AS HE ENTERS THE HOUSE, HE SEES THE HALL LIGHT IS WORKING. AS HE GOES TO GET ABEER, HE NOTICES THE FRIDGE DOOR IS FIXED.
"HONEY", HE ASKS, "HOW'D ALL THIS GET FIXED?"
SHE SAID,
"WELL, WHEN YOU LEFT I SAT OUTSIDE AND CRIED.JUST THEN A NICE YOUNG MAN ASKED ME WHAT WAS WRONG, AND I TOLD HIM. HE OFFERED TO DO ALL THE REPAIRS,AND ALL I HAD TO DO WAS EITHER GO TO BED WITH HIM OR BAKE A CAKE."
HE SAID,
"SO WHAT KIND OF CAKE DID YOU BAKE HIM?"
SHE REPLIED,
"HELLOOOOO.......DO YOU SEE DELIA SMITH WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD? I DON'T THINK SO!" |
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Jon1983uk
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Fri Jan 21, 2005 5:33 pm Post subject: |
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| lol! T'is a good 'un! :lol: |
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reddevilleanne
Joined: 20 Oct 2004
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Location: Nottingham
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Fri Jan 21, 2005 5:39 pm Post subject: |
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| HAHA Thats funny :lol: |
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Mullin
Joined: 16 Aug 2004
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Location: Ivybridge
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Mon Jan 24, 2005 11:37 am Post subject: |
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| I was sent it in an e-mail on Friday I wet myself! |
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Jon1983uk
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Mon Jan 24, 2005 3:08 pm Post subject: |
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| :lol: Why don't I get jokes like that in my inbox? All I get is spam! :P :D |
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Mullin
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Location: Ivybridge
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Mon Jan 24, 2005 3:14 pm Post subject: |
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| Thats coz you dont work with a bunch of nut bars! |
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Jon1983uk
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Mon Jan 24, 2005 3:25 pm Post subject: |
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| lol! That could be a definite reason. :D There's a bird in me sign language class that sends us all jokes ocassionally, but it's not every day! :cry: :D |
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Mullin
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Mon Jan 24, 2005 3:31 pm Post subject: |
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| Nah I dont get them every day either! |
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Jon1983uk
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Mon Jan 24, 2005 3:38 pm Post subject: |
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| Awww, how d'ya live without jokes every day? :D |
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Mullin
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Mon Jan 24, 2005 3:57 pm Post subject: |
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| I make myself laugh! :lol: |
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Jon1983uk
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Mon Jan 24, 2005 4:35 pm Post subject: |
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| lol Y'know laughing at yourself doesn't go down well with a psychologist. :lol: |
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Mullin
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Mon Jan 24, 2005 4:49 pm Post subject: |
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| Well it goes down well with me! :lol: |
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Jon1983uk
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Mon Jan 24, 2005 4:50 pm Post subject: |
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| lol! That's all that matters! :lol: |
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Mullin
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Mon Jan 24, 2005 4:52 pm Post subject: |
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| Exactly! :lol: |
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Macs34
Joined: 25 Mar 2004
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Location: Kenya
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Sat Feb 19, 2005 12:32 pm Post subject: Re: Which Would You Choose? |
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Mullin wrote:
Subject: Which would you choose?
WHICH WOULD U CHOOSE? CAKE OR BED?????
A HUSBAND IS AT HOME WATCHING A FOOTBALL GAME WHEN HIS WIFE INTERRUPTS,
"HONEY, COULD YOU FIX THE LIGHT IN THE HALLWAY? IT'S BEEN FLICKERING FOR WEEKS NOW"
HE LOOKS AT HER AND SAYS ANGRILY;
"FIX THE LIGHT, NOW? DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE AN ELECTRICIANS LOGO PRINTED ON MY FOREHEAD? I DON'T THINK SO!"
THE WIFE ASKS,
"WELL THEN, COULD YOU FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR? IT WON'T CLOSE RIGHT."
TO WHICH HE REPLIED,
"FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR? DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE HOTPOINT WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD? I DON'T THINK SO."
FINE, SHE SAYS,
"THEN YOU COULD AT LEAST FIX THE STEPS TO THE FRONT DOOR?" THEY'RE ABOUT TO
BREAK."
"I'M NOT A DAMN CARPENTER AND I DON'T WANT TO FIX THE STEPS", HE SAYS. "DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE WOODIES DIY WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD? I DON'T THINK SO.
I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU. I'M GOING TO THE BAR!!! "
SO HE GOES TO THE BAR AND DRINKS FOR A COUPLE OF HOURS. HE STARTS TO FEEL GUILTY ABOUT HOW HE TREATED HIS WIFE, AND DECIDES TO GO HOME AND HELP OUT.
AS HE WALKS INTO THE HOUSE HE NOTICES THE STEPS ARE ALREADY FIXED. AS HE ENTERS THE HOUSE, HE SEES THE HALL LIGHT IS WORKING. AS HE GOES TO GET ABEER, HE NOTICES THE FRIDGE DOOR IS FIXED.
"HONEY", HE ASKS, "HOW'D ALL THIS GET FIXED?"
SHE SAID,
"WELL, WHEN YOU LEFT I SAT OUTSIDE AND CRIED.JUST THEN A NICE YOUNG MAN ASKED ME WHAT WAS WRONG, AND I TOLD HIM. HE OFFERED TO DO ALL THE REPAIRS,AND ALL I HAD TO DO WAS EITHER GO TO BED WITH HIM OR BAKE A CAKE."
HE SAID,
"SO WHAT KIND OF CAKE DID YOU BAKE HIM?"
SHE REPLIED,
"HELLOOOOO.......DO YOU SEE DELIA SMITH WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD? I DON'T THINK SO!"
Holly mother of Jezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!!!!!!!! :smt021 |
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