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| Tell a Friend Posted: Sat Feb 21, 2004 11:13 am Post subject: Some final thoughts before I go.... |
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Deep Thoughts for the day............
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor. (Dedicated to the life
or Mr Darlington)
One shandy, two shandy, floor. (dedicated to Mr Greensmith)
If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and
apes?
Should crematoriums give discounts for burn victims?
What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered
plant?
If the police arrest a mime, does he still have the right to remain
silent?
Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright
until you hear them speak. (I know a few of them....)
How come when you open a can of evaporated milk it's still there?
If a thing is worth doing, it would have been done already. (My
philosophy in life...)
Why do you press harder on a remote control when you know the battery
is dead?
If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold
tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?
Why is it called Alcoholics Anonymous when the first thing you do is
stand up and say, 'My name is Carl Johnson, and I am an alcoholic?
Why does mineral water that 'has trickled through mountains for
centuries' have a 'use by' date? - It must be the plastic bottle? |
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