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Mullin
Joined: 16 Aug 2004
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Location: Ivybridge
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Tue Dec 07, 2004 11:31 am Post subject: Jim And Mary... |
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Jim and Mary were both patients in a Mental Hospital.
One day, while they were walking past the hospital
swimming pool, Jim suddenly jumped into the deep end.
He sank like a stone to the bottom and stayed there.
Mary promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the
bottom and pulled Jim out.
When the medical director became aware of Mary's
heroic act, he immediately ordered her to be
discharged from the hospital, as he now considered her
to be mentally stable.
When he went to tell her the news, he said, "Mary, I
have good news & bad news. The good news is you're
being discharged because since you were able to jump
in and save the life of another patient, I think
you've regained your senses. The bad news is that Jim,
the patient you saved, hung himself in the bathroom
with the belt of his robe. I am so sorry, but he's
dead."
Mary replied, "He didn't hang himself, I put him there
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reddevilleanne
Joined: 20 Oct 2004
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Location: Nottingham
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Tue Dec 07, 2004 11:37 am Post subject: |
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| :lol: thats a good un :wink: |
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Mullin
Joined: 16 Aug 2004
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Location: Ivybridge
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Tue Dec 07, 2004 11:39 am Post subject: |
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| I just got sent it from one of my friends at work! :lol: |
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reddevilleanne
Joined: 20 Oct 2004
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Location: Nottingham
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Tue Dec 07, 2004 11:54 am Post subject: |
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| haha kewlies :D |
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Mullin
Joined: 16 Aug 2004
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Location: Ivybridge
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Tue Dec 07, 2004 11:59 am Post subject: |
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| Ha ha it just goes to show what kind of people i have working with me! |
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reddevilleanne
Joined: 20 Oct 2004
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Location: Nottingham
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Tue Dec 07, 2004 12:02 pm Post subject: |
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haha what are you trying to say,amy!!?? :lol:
ooooh i smell pizza...brb... |
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Mullin
Joined: 16 Aug 2004
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Location: Ivybridge
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Tue Dec 07, 2004 12:03 pm Post subject: |
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| They are all freekin nuts! :lol: |
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reddevilleanne
Joined: 20 Oct 2004
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Location: Nottingham
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Tue Dec 07, 2004 12:18 pm Post subject: |
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hahaha awww bless em
what do you do? |
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Mullin
Joined: 16 Aug 2004
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Location: Ivybridge
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Tue Dec 07, 2004 12:20 pm Post subject: |
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| I am a receptionist for a clothing company! |
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reddevilleanne
Joined: 20 Oct 2004
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Location: Nottingham
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Tue Dec 07, 2004 12:25 pm Post subject: |
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| kewl...but how come youre always on here :? |
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Mullin
Joined: 16 Aug 2004
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Location: Ivybridge
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Tue Dec 07, 2004 12:30 pm Post subject: |
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| Coz I get to use the internet at work as much as I want! :D |
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reddevilleanne
Joined: 20 Oct 2004
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Location: Nottingham
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Tue Dec 07, 2004 12:38 pm Post subject: |
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oooh right
so in other words...youre a sciver!!? j/k
dont you get many customers? or whatever they are lol |
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Mullin
Joined: 16 Aug 2004
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Location: Ivybridge
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Tue Dec 07, 2004 12:40 pm Post subject: |
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| Yeah but I dont deal with them! All I do really is answer the phone and organise for parcels to get sent out and stuff just general Recpetionist malarky! :D |
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reddevilleanne
Joined: 20 Oct 2004
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Location: Nottingham
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Tue Dec 07, 2004 12:52 pm Post subject: |
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ahh quite easy then?
how much do you get paid? *if you dont mind me asking* |
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Mullin
Joined: 16 Aug 2004
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Location: Ivybridge
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Tue Dec 07, 2004 12:52 pm Post subject: |
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| £10,000 a year! Which is about £700 a month...after tax which is s***e! |
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