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CraftiEst
Joined: 28 Feb 2004
Posts: 205
Location: Northern Ireland
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Sun Dec 05, 2004 12:36 pm Post subject: The secret to great sex |
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Two women were talking about their lives since they had become Nursing home residents.
They both agreed that life was good but one woman, Ethel, said she was rather upset because her sex life had really died out since she and her Husband had come to the nursing home.
The other woman said that her sex life was great!
"The secret to great sex is this," the woman told her, "when my husband is getting ready for bed, I get undressed, lay on the bed and put both legs behind my head. When he comes out and sees me like that he gets so excited, we have wild sex the rest of the night!"
Ethel says, "I'm going to try that tonight!"
When Ethel's husband is getting ready in the bathroom that night, she takes off all her clothes. Although it's a struggle, she gets one leg up and behind her head. Pretty soon, she has the other leg behind her head as well. After accomplishing this great feat, Ethel falls backwards and can't move.
It's not too long before her husband comes out of the bathroom. With a shocked look on his face, her husband yells "For God's sake Ethel, comb your hair and put your teeth in, you look like an asshole!" |
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ash_the_minx
Joined: 04 Jul 2004
Posts: 12159
Location: cumbria!!
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Sun Dec 05, 2004 12:39 pm Post subject: |
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| hahah that is disgutsing lol! |
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Mullin
Joined: 16 Aug 2004
Posts: 20062
Location: Ivybridge
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Mon Dec 06, 2004 11:28 am Post subject: |
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| Funny though! :lol: |
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gibbon
Joined: 09 Nov 2004
Posts: 1145
Location: UK
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Wed Dec 08, 2004 12:06 pm Post subject: |
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| ewwwwwwwwwwwwww |
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Mullin
Joined: 16 Aug 2004
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Location: Ivybridge
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Wed Dec 08, 2004 12:20 pm Post subject: |
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| ha ha ha it is great!! |
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CraftiEst
Joined: 28 Feb 2004
Posts: 205
Location: Northern Ireland
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Wed Dec 08, 2004 9:53 pm Post subject: |
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| When I make a comeback .... I do it in style :D |
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Jon1983uk
Joined: 12 Oct 2004
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Wed Dec 08, 2004 11:23 pm Post subject: |
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| LOL! Ya sure do! Welcome back and congrats! :lol: |
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Mullin
Joined: 16 Aug 2004
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Location: Ivybridge
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Thu Dec 09, 2004 9:32 am Post subject: |
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CraftiEst wrote:
When I make a comeback .... I do it in style :D
Welcome back hun! :D |
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Fri Dec 10, 2004 1:20 pm Post subject: |
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| :lol: thats a good one |
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ash_the_minx
Joined: 04 Jul 2004
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Location: cumbria!!
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Sat Dec 11, 2004 7:49 am Post subject: |
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[quote="CraftiEst"]When I make a comeback .... I do it in style :D[/quote
haha bloody awesome! |
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Mullin
Joined: 16 Aug 2004
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Location: Ivybridge
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Sat Dec 11, 2004 11:40 pm Post subject: |
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| Tis defo one for the pub :D |
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ash_the_minx
Joined: 04 Jul 2004
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Location: cumbria!!
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Sun Dec 12, 2004 2:23 pm Post subject: |
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| haha use it to be the centre of attention like always thats what il do! |
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Mullin
Joined: 16 Aug 2004
Posts: 20062
Location: Ivybridge
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Mon Dec 13, 2004 11:54 am Post subject: |
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| Aww well that is you all over aint it! :lol: |
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Macs34
Joined: 25 Mar 2004
Posts: 3467
Location: Kenya
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Tue Dec 28, 2004 4:41 pm Post subject: |
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**** thinking hard*** I think I should start s** sch......
haahaaaaaa!!!!!!
Macs |
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Mullin
Joined: 16 Aug 2004
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Location: Ivybridge
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Tue Dec 28, 2004 6:25 pm Post subject: |
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| aaaaand he gets it! :lol: |
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