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| Tell a Friend Posted: Thu Jan 22, 2004 3:55 pm Post subject: Essex |
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As a trucker in Essex stops for a red light, a blonde catches up. She
> >>>jumps out of her car, runs up to his truck, and knocks on the
door. The
> >>>trucker lowers the window, and she says "Hi, my name is Heather
and you
> >>>are losing some of your load." The trucker ignores her and
proceeds
down
> >>>the street. When the truck stops for another red light, the girl
again
> >>>catches up. She jumps out of her car, runs up and knocks on the
door.
> >>>Again, the trucker lowers the window. As if they've never spoken,
the
> >>>blonde says brightly, "Hi, my name is Heather, and you are losing
some
> >>>of your load!" Shaking his head, the trucker ignores her again
and
> >>>continues down the street. At the third red light, the same thing
> >>>happens again. All out of breath, the blonde gets out of her car,
runs
> >>>up, knocks on the truck door.The trucker lowers the window. Again
she
> >>>says "Hi, my name is Heather, and you are losing some of your
load!"
> >>>When the light turns green, the trucker revs up and races to the
next
> >>>light. When he stops this time, he hurriedly gets out of the
truck, and
> >>>runs back to the blonde. He knocks on her window, and as she
lowers it,
> >>>he says "Hi,my name is Kevin and I'm driving a f**king gritter!"
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Macs34
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Tue Aug 23, 2005 12:54 pm Post subject: |
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| :smt052 |
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~~debbydo~~
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Tue Aug 23, 2005 2:24 pm Post subject: |
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i likr it ..
i will have to copy it for my ex .. |
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Macs34
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Thu Aug 25, 2005 8:08 am Post subject: |
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| liked it the first time i red it! |
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~~debbydo~~
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Thu Aug 25, 2005 4:37 pm Post subject: |
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| yes it was good ... |
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Macs34
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Sat Aug 27, 2005 7:32 am Post subject: |
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~~debbydo~~ wrote:
i likr it ..
i will have to copy it for my ex ..
just wondering why wold u tek it to your ex |
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ascertain
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Fri Oct 14, 2005 6:09 pm Post subject: |
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| <snip> no advertising |
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~~debbydo~~
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Fri Oct 14, 2005 6:37 pm Post subject: |
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| whats thids got to do with the joke :smt021 |
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reddevilleanne
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Fri Oct 14, 2005 6:49 pm Post subject: |
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| Damn, I can't edit it.. |
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~~debbydo~~
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Fri Oct 14, 2005 6:51 pm Post subject: |
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| thanx leanne |
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reddevilleanne
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Fri Oct 14, 2005 6:55 pm Post subject: |
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| For what? :lol: |
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~~debbydo~~
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Fri Oct 14, 2005 6:57 pm Post subject: |
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| for noticing ... |
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reddevilleanne
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Fri Oct 14, 2005 6:59 pm Post subject: |
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| Ah.. no probs :D |
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~~debbydo~~
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Fri Oct 14, 2005 7:08 pm Post subject: |
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| :-D |
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reddevilleanne
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Fri Oct 14, 2005 7:10 pm Post subject: |
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| :wink: |
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