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Ratleg_222
Joined: 19 Nov 2004
Posts: 252
Location: ipswich
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Fri Dec 03, 2004 7:48 pm Post subject: a few jokes |
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A man moves into a nudist colony. He receives a letter from his mother asking him to send her a current photo of himself in his new location. Too embarrassed to let her know that he lives in a nudist colony, he cuts a photo in half and sends her the top half.
Later he receives another letter asking him to send a picture to his grandmother. The man cuts another picture in half, but accidentally sends the bottom half of the photo. He is really worried when he realizes that he sent the wrong half, but then remembers how bad his grandmother's eyesight is, and hopes she won't notice.
A few weeks later, he receives a letter from his grandmother. It says... "Thank you for the picture. Change your hair style, it makes your nose look too short!"
Bush has a short one. Gorbachev has a long one. Madonna does not have one. And a priest does not use his. What is it?
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ash_the_minx
Joined: 04 Jul 2004
Posts: 12159
Location: cumbria!!
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Sat Dec 04, 2004 9:26 pm Post subject: |
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| very cool rat gal! :D |
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Mullin
Joined: 16 Aug 2004
Posts: 20062
Location: Ivybridge
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Mon Dec 06, 2004 11:28 am Post subject: |
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| Tee hee! :lol: |
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gibbon
Joined: 09 Nov 2004
Posts: 1145
Location: UK
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Wed Dec 08, 2004 12:07 pm Post subject: |
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| *groans* |
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Mullin
Joined: 16 Aug 2004
Posts: 20062
Location: Ivybridge
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Wed Dec 08, 2004 12:20 pm Post subject: |
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| You are a big groaner! :D |
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ash_the_minx
Joined: 04 Jul 2004
Posts: 12159
Location: cumbria!!
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Sun Dec 12, 2004 2:24 pm Post subject: |
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| whats with the groans!! i never groan |
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Mullin
Joined: 16 Aug 2004
Posts: 20062
Location: Ivybridge
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Mon Dec 13, 2004 11:55 am Post subject: |
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| Groaning is for loosers! :lol: |
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Macs34
Joined: 25 Mar 2004
Posts: 3467
Location: Kenya
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Thu Aug 25, 2005 9:02 am Post subject: |
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Mullin wrote:
Groaning is for loosers! :lol:
wat do u do? :D |
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