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~~debbydo~~
Joined: 18 Jul 2005
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Location: Hertfordshire
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Wed Sep 24, 2008 6:24 pm Post subject: amazing remedies |
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THESE REALLY WORK!! AMAZING SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES.
1. AVOID CUTTING YOURSELF WHEN SLICING VEGETABLES BY GETTING SOMEONE ELSE TO HOLD THE VEGETABLES WHILE YOU CHOP.
2. AVOID ARGUMENTS WITH THE FEMALES ABOUT LIFTING THE TOILET SEAT BY USING THE SINK.
3. FOR HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE SUFFERERS ~ SIMPLY CUT YOURSELF AND BLEED FOR A FEW MINUTES, THUS REDUCING THE PRESSURE ON YOUR VEINS. REMEMBER TO USE A TIMER.
4. A MOUSE TRAP PLACED ON TOP OF YOUR ALARM CLOCK WILL PREVENT YOU FROM ROLLING OVER AND GOING BACK TO SLEEP AFTER YOU HIT THE SNOOZE BUTTON
5. IF YOU HAVE A BAD COUGH, TAKE A LARGE DOSE OF LAXATIVES. THEN YOU'LL BE AFRAID TO COUGH.
6. YOU ONLY NEED TWO TOOLS IN LIFE - WD-40 AND DUCT TAPE. IF IT DOESN'T MOVE AND SHOULD, USE THE WD-40. IF IT SHOULDN'T MOVE AND DOES, USE THE DUCT TAPE.
7. IF YOU CAN'T FIX IT WITH A HAMMER, YOU'VE GOT AN ELECTRICAL PROBLEM.
DAILY THOUGHT: SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKIES - NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING BUT THEY BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN PUSHED DOWN THE STAIRS. |
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wickedmonkey
Joined: 28 Feb 2006
Posts: 2006
Location: Staffordshire
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Wed Oct 08, 2008 7:41 pm Post subject: |
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| They are good :D |
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Ishikawa
Joined: 03 Jun 2006
Posts: 1970
Location: Australia
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Wed Oct 08, 2008 11:03 pm Post subject: |
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| Hahahahaha |
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wickedmonkey
Joined: 28 Feb 2006
Posts: 2006
Location: Staffordshire
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Sat Oct 11, 2008 12:16 pm Post subject: |
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| HeeHeeHee |
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Ishikawa
Joined: 03 Jun 2006
Posts: 1970
Location: Australia
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Sat Oct 11, 2008 10:47 pm Post subject: |
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| hohoho? |
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wickedmonkey
Joined: 28 Feb 2006
Posts: 2006
Location: Staffordshire
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Sun Oct 12, 2008 6:10 pm Post subject: |
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| I need one for anoyying parents!! |
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