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gibbon



Joined: 09 Nov 2004
Posts: 1145
Location: UK

Tell a Friend Posted: Thu Nov 25, 2004 12:39 pm    Post subject: Another one...  

I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and
so we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends
encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream! There was only one thing
bothering me, very much indeed, and that one thing was her younger sister.
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight mini
skirts and low cut blouses. She would regularly bend down when near me and
I got many a pleasant view of her underwear. It had to be deliberate. She
never did it when she was near anyone else. One day little sister called
and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone
when I arrived. She whispered to me that soon I was to be married, and she
had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome and didn't
really want to overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me
just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. I was
in total shock and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my
bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with it just come up and get me." I
was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When
she reached the top she pulled down her panties and threw them down the
stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to
the front door. I opened the door and stepped out of the house. I walked
straight towards my car. My future father-in-law was standing outside. With
tears in his eyes he hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have
passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter.
Welcome to the family. "The moral of this story is:" "Always keep your
condoms in your car."
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Mullin



Joined: 16 Aug 2004
Posts: 20062
Location: Ivybridge

Tell a Friend Posted: Thu Nov 25, 2004 12:41 pm    Post subject:  

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