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ash_the_minx



Joined: 04 Jul 2004
Posts: 12159
Location: cumbria!!

Tell a Friend Posted: Sun Nov 14, 2004 6:45 pm    Post subject: Labor pains  

Once a woman was in labor; she was having a really tough time
dealing with the pain. The doctor came to her husband and her
and told them of a new experimental drug that allows the woman
to transfer 25% of the pain to the father. The husband feels
really bad for his wife so he decides they will try it.

The wife takes the pill and a few minutes later the husband
says, "I don't feel a thing. You women are babies. Take another
pill I can handle this." So the wife takes another pill. Same
thing happens. Her husband tells her to take another pill. Same
thing. By now she has transferred 75% of her pain to her
husband. She is feeling a little pain but her husband is still
feeling nothing. He is convinced that women are complete wuses.
He tells her, "Take another pill. This isn't hurting me at all.
Let me take all the pain away." So she does. Now they are both
feeling great.

A few hours later, the wife gives birth to a beautiful baby boy.
The next day they take their newborn son home, and there they
find the mailman dead on the doorstep.
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Mullin



Joined: 16 Aug 2004
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Tell a Friend Posted: Sun Nov 14, 2004 8:08 pm    Post subject:  

Ha ha ha that is well funny!! :lol:
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reddevilleanne



Joined: 20 Oct 2004
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Location: Nottingham

Tell a Friend Posted: Tue Nov 16, 2004 3:48 pm    Post subject:  

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Mullin



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Tell a Friend Posted: Tue Nov 16, 2004 3:52 pm    Post subject:  

:laughing3:
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gibbon



Joined: 09 Nov 2004
Posts: 1145
Location: UK

Tell a Friend Posted: Tue Nov 16, 2004 3:55 pm    Post subject:  

*groans*
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ash_the_minx



Joined: 04 Jul 2004
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Tell a Friend Posted: Tue Nov 16, 2004 9:52 pm    Post subject:  

groan moan, poun!
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Mullin



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Tell a Friend Posted: Wed Nov 17, 2004 10:04 am    Post subject:  

Ha ha!! :lol:
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