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Jon1983uk
Joined: 12 Oct 2004
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Fri Nov 05, 2004 11:04 pm Post subject: The Milkman And The Boy |
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This is a joke I remember hearing years ago, so *remembering cap on..* :D
A single mother and her 3 year old son were taking the garbage out one day when the woman accidently kicked some of the neighbour's milk over. As the milk poured down the pathway, the mother did the only logical thing at the time - took her son by the hand and dashed indoors. Once back inside she turned to the young boy.
Mum: What mummy just did will have to be a secret ok little Timmy? (:D)
Timmy: Ok mummy!
The next morning, the postman arrived. *DING DONG!* The doorbell rang and Timmy was at the door with his mother.
Postman: Parcel!
The mother went into the kitchen to grab a pen to sign the parcel with, leaving her son at the door with the postie.
Timmy: Hi mr postman! I know mummy's secret!
Postman: Oh do you? And what's that sonny?
Before the boy could answer, his mum dashed back to the door and signed for the parcel, narrowly averting the secret being told. The postie then went on his way.
A few minutes later, the milkman arrived. *DING DONG!*
This time the mother was determined to make sure her son didn't spill the beans to the man delivering the damaged milk to her neighbour the day before. On her rush to the door though she stubbed her toe on a bin in the kitchen, so as she was hopping around, little Timmy opened the door himself.
Milkman: Hi Timmy!
By now Timmy just had to tell someone his secret!
Timmy: Hi! I know mummy's secret!
Milkman: You do?
Suddenly the milkman bend down on his knees, opened his arms and yelled.
"SON!"
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babiimezz
Joined: 03 Nov 2004
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Location: Melbourne, Australia
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Sat Nov 06, 2004 2:47 pm Post subject: |
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| lmao ... i was like "what?" the first time i read it, and then i read it again and got it lmao ... that's really funny lol |
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Jon1983uk
Joined: 12 Oct 2004
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Sun Nov 07, 2004 1:15 am Post subject: |
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| lol *bows* More dity jokes as I remember 'em. :D |
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babiimezz
Joined: 03 Nov 2004
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Location: Melbourne, Australia
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Sun Nov 07, 2004 5:45 am Post subject: |
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| lmao *shakes head* lol *claps* twas good! :D |
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Mullin
Joined: 16 Aug 2004
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Location: Ivybridge
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Mon Nov 08, 2004 11:03 am Post subject: |
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| :laughing3:....brilliant! |
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