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Mullin
Joined: 16 Aug 2004
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Location: Ivybridge
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Wed Nov 03, 2004 12:46 pm Post subject: A beautiful woman loved growing tomatoes... |
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A beautiful woman loved to garden, but couldn't seem to get her tomatoes to turn red.
One day while taking a stroll she came upon a neighbor who had the most beautiful garden full of huge red tomatoes.
The woman asked the gentlemen, "What do you do to get your tomatoes red?"
The gentlemen responded, "Well, twice a day I stand in front of my tomato garden and expose myself, and my tomatoes turn red from blushing so much."
The woman was so impressed, she decided to try doing the same thing to her tomato garden to see if it would work. So twice a day for two weeks she exposed herself to her garden hoping for the best.
One day the gentlemen was passing by and asked the woman, "By the way, how did you make out? Did your tomatoes turn red?"
"No" she replied, "but my cucumbers are enormous."
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Macs34
Joined: 25 Mar 2004
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Location: Kenya
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Thu Nov 04, 2004 3:30 pm Post subject: |
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| Awch!!!!!!!! cucumbers! en not tomatoes.. :lol: :lol: :lol: |
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Mullin
Joined: 16 Aug 2004
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Thu Nov 04, 2004 3:35 pm Post subject: |
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| Yeah tis a goodun! :D |
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Jon1983uk
Joined: 12 Oct 2004
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Fri Nov 05, 2004 10:55 pm Post subject: |
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| That's desgusting! Why I like it! Arf! Good 'un! :lol: |
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Mullin
Joined: 16 Aug 2004
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Location: Ivybridge
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Mon Nov 08, 2004 11:00 am Post subject: |
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| Tee hee! |
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Macs34
Joined: 25 Mar 2004
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Location: Kenya
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Mon Nov 08, 2004 3:10 pm Post subject: |
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Its like those tells ma grand ma used to tell me by the fire Jon!!! :D
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gibbon
Joined: 09 Nov 2004
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Location: UK
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Wed Nov 10, 2004 9:40 am Post subject: |
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| ha ha ha :lol: |
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Mullin
Joined: 16 Aug 2004
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Location: Ivybridge
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Wed Nov 10, 2004 2:07 pm Post subject: |
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| Great jokes for the pub!! :D |
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