FREE Delivery on all electricals: Click here Welcome Guest. Please login or register for full access to the forum. Post a FREE comment about Mr macho Mr macho Click here to display links and pictures          ukevents.net Forum Index -> Jokezone View previous topic  View next topic  Author Message Mullin Joined: 16 Aug 2004 Posts: 20062 Location: Ivybridge Tell a Friend Posted: Tue Nov 02, 2004 4:20 pm    Post subject: Mr macho   A typical macho man married typical good-looking woman and, after the wedding, laid down the following rules: ''I'll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want -- and I don't expect any hassle from you. I expect dinner to be on the table unless I tell you otherwise. I'll go hunting, fishing, boozing, and card-playing when I want with my old buddies and don't you give me a hard time about it. Those are my rules. Any comments?'' His new bride said, ''No, that's fine with me. Just understand that there'll be sex here at 7 o'clock every night -- whether you're here or not.'' :laughing4: Back to top   Macs34 Joined: 25 Mar 2004 Posts: 3467 Location: Kenya Tell a Friend Posted: Tue Aug 23, 2005 10:58 am    Post subject:   s*** with who?! [smilie=to funny.gif] Back to top     Click here to reply to this message        ukevents.net Forum Index -> Jokezone Page 1 of 1 Powered by phpBB Search Engine Indexer Powered by phpBB Group